7 definitions by Matt Erickson

Dirty Beer

Beer had without the um wife finding out. Something like that but not that, you get what I'm saying.

"Did you just have a dirty beer?"
"No, I didn't, it was cleaner than a virgin."

by Matt Erickson June 11, 2007

Pingdogger

An individual who is regularly seen to be high on ecstacy. Not only being an avid user of the drug, they also have a tendency to be a complete dog. One is advised not to speak of or present a pill within the presence of said dog.

"You been on the dogs again?"
"Yeah mate, bloody love em"
"Fuck me, you're a pingdogger"

by Matt Erickson February 27, 2008

Splash

Australian Rhyming slang for cash.

How much splash you got on you?

You got the splash?

by Matt Erickson June 12, 2007

Wednesday Wednesday

Not this Wednesday, but the Wednesday after.

"I'm having a shindig Wednesday"
"Wednesday?"
"Oh nah, Wednesday Wednesday."
"Ahh, Wednesday Wednesday. Yeah sweet i'll be there with a slab and ho's."

by Matt Erickson June 11, 2007

Patters

A young being from the greater Shire of Moonee Valley. Often mistaken for a Gallapogas Penguin.

"Hey Patters, Oh shit its just that Gallapogas Penguin"

by Matt Erickson June 11, 2007

Koota

It is used to describe ones elation to an event of the highest order. For example, if one was to find:
- A plant of the finest quality herb.
- A packed bong in an empty room.
- An unattended mix.
- A free beer (preferably Australian)
- A free ride (preferably a Limo/Gemini/Datsun).
- Copius amounts of Marshmallows, cream and strawberries.
- Clean Socks.

- "This plant is Koota, check out this bud, it looks like a little man"
- "Someone left this bong packed, this cone will go down in the ages as Koota"
- "Who left the Mix? I'll smoke the mix, it'll be Koota!"
- "Free beer, thats fucking Koota. At least its not American cause that shit tastes like Water."
- "Chuck us a ride you cheap cunt" "Alright you Jenkins" "Thats Fucking Koota"
- "Marshmallows, Koota" "Cream, Koota" "Strawberries, Kootasheen"
- "Hey man, Can I put these perfectly clean comfortable socks on?" "Yes" "Koota"

by Matt Erickson June 11, 2007

Emo

What all of the other definitions say. They truly are useless creatures.

"I hate emos, I want them to die. They rub their emo-ness of on cats."

by Matt Erickson June 11, 2007