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Someone who is routinely sober
Simon is the biggest konober of them all! He doesn't even drink coffee or pop! What a fucking Konober!
Konober by bobby Brown December 27, 2018
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Knobert Whoredrey 

Someone who invents an urban dictionary term in order to prove a point.
#1: "See! There's even a term for them! I'm not the only one who calls them Pitchforkers!"
#2:"I guess..."

#3:"Wait, how old is that Urban Dictionary term?"
#2:"20 minutes old"
#3:"Son of a bitch."
#2:"Yeah, what a Knobert Whoredrey."
Used to refer to something that is groovy, or cool in all social classes; iternally cool
Dude that shirt is totally Koobere.
koobere by Purbhoo February 22, 2008
: used to refer to something that is groovy, or cool in all social classes; eternally cool
That shirt is so koobere!
Koobere by treeman75 December 22, 2009
If your name is Robert and you are a knob, then you are a KNOBERT.
Robert Fryar is a Knobert and he sucks knobs.
Robert Fryar sucks knobs, therefore he is a knobert.
Robert Fryar is a Knobert.
knobert by Robert Fryar June 19, 2004
Blow Job
Knob means penis knober is a BJ. Or mix up the two words and say knob the knober ... knober my knob either way....KJ for knob job
knober by PistolDee October 22, 2013
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