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knober

Knob means penis knober is a BJ. Or mix up the two words and say knob the knober ... knober my knob either way....KJ for knob job
by PistolDee October 22, 2013
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Mexican door knober

Fuck a girl during oral sex then lob her at a door and try to get her clunge to land over the door handle.
Ross: Dana that was the best god damn blow job ever!

Dana: I'm glad you enjoyed it.

*Ross lobs Dana at a door*

Ross: FUCKING BULLZ EYE! WHAT A GREAT MEXICAN DOOR KNOBER!

Dana: My hairy mufff hurts now!
by Danafucker2024782 June 24, 2011
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The Nuneaton Knobber

A man who lies in the alley way next to Sainsburys in Nuneaton flashing anyone who comes by. some deem him a threat to society others a local hero.
by The Nuneaton Knobber June 24, 2022
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knower

A person that knows every damn thing.
Laura is a knower of all things.
by hot wheel January 13, 2017
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Armed Knobbery

The act of forcibly taking a cock into one's hand and jacking it up and down whilst the mouth slides up and down the shaft in unison or opposition.
BillyBob: Where's that whore you call a girlfriend?

Jeb: Campus police caught her blowing one of her professors in the parking lot. She's down in county lockup... prolly likin' some stank-ass prison guard snatch.

BillyBob: Did they charge her with Armed Knobbery or Public Incocksuckation?

Jeb: Ha! Both.
by The Shizifist May 25, 2011
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kloberslap

Rubbing one out into your hand and slapping someone who is sleeping.
Hey Paul’s asleep in going to kloberslap him.”
by echeeseburger January 15, 2023
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Koberg

Micheal: "Koberg stole my bike"
Chase: "Holy shit man I'm so sorry for your loss"
by The Wooglet May 14, 2015
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