knober 

Blow Job

Knob means penis knober is a BJ. Or mix up the two words and say knob the knober ... knober my knob either way....KJ for knob job

knober by PistolDee October 22, 2013

Mexican door knober 

Fuck a girl during oral sex then lob her at a door and try to get her clunge to land over the door handle.

Ross: Dana that was the best god damn blow job ever!

Dana: I'm glad you enjoyed it.

*Ross lobs Dana at a door*

Ross: FUCKING BULLZ EYE! WHAT A GREAT MEXICAN DOOR KNOBER!

Dana: My hairy mufff hurts now!

Mexican door knober by Danafucker2024782 June 24, 2011

The Nuneaton Knobber

A man who lies in the alley way next to Sainsburys in Nuneaton flashing anyone who comes by. some deem him a threat to society others a local hero.

OH MY GOD ITS THE NUNEATON KNOBBER!

The Nuneaton Knobber by The Nuneaton Knobber June 24, 2022

knower 

A person that knows every damn thing.

Laura is a knower of all things.

knower by hot wheel January 13, 2017

Armed Knobbery 

The act of forcibly taking a cock into one's hand and jacking it up and down whilst the mouth slides up and down the shaft in unison or opposition.

BillyBob: Where's that whore you call a girlfriend?

Jeb: Campus police caught her blowing one of her professors in the parking lot. She's down in county lockup... prolly likin' some stank-ass prison guard snatch.

BillyBob: Did they charge her with Armed Knobbery or Public Incocksuckation?

Jeb: Ha! Both.

Armed Knobbery by The Shizifist May 25, 2011

kloberslap

Rubbing one out into your hand and slapping someone who is sleeping.

“Hey Paul’s asleep in going to kloberslap him.”

kloberslap by echeeseburger January 15, 2023

Koberg 

A term used for a bike thief.

Micheal: "Koberg stole my bike"
Chase: "Holy shit man I'm so sorry for your loss"

Koberg by The Wooglet May 14, 2015