koober

someone who just sucks at something, a koober is awful at whatever they’re doing

this guys a total koober

by TrcrThn_Xx July 9, 2023

Koolerifix

Off the hook, outstanding, pretty not so bad, pristine,
highest level of compliment.

Yo son, those J'z are koolerifix!
After the club I went back to my crib with shorty,
she gave me that becky. Dam Son! Koolerifix!

by MW9 August 23, 2010

Koosered

When your exhaust (insert any other car mod or apply to anything that your significant other finds annoying and makes you get rid of as a result) is too loud for your wife and she demands that you remove that thing or else...

"Wife won, exhaust gone. I got koosered"

by P!GPEN February 21, 2013

Koomer

Koomer. Latin for "cums a lot". Usually referring to someone who masturbates excessively.

1. Erik is such a Koomer.

2. He keeps jacking off nonstop.

by Koombayuh March 8, 2021

kloberslap

Rubbing one out into your hand and slapping someone who is sleeping.

“Hey Paul’s asleep in going to kloberslap him.”

by echeeseburger January 15, 2023

Koberg

A term used for a bike thief.

Micheal: "Koberg stole my bike"
Chase: "Holy shit man I'm so sorry for your loss"

by The Wooglet May 14, 2015

koofer

An old test used for studying; this lingo is used exclusive at Virginia Tech.

Student 1: Are you worried about the big test?
Student 2: Nah, I used a koofer to study...

by T. S. Hogdahl II September 18, 2006