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Kongmeng 

A Hmong male name given to basically only the nicest, funniest, smartest and greatest person with the highest honor. Typical characteristics of a Kongmeng is an open mind, a wide sense of humor, half-moon shaped eyes and a smile that will reach from ear to ear.

A Kongmeng will tend to also have a sister a year younger than him that has a chronic personality disorder.
Person: Who are you?
Kongmeng: I am Kongmeng.
Person: =O!!!!!!!!!
Kongmeng by ooblesx July 8, 2010
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Mokai Kongen 

A big fan of Michael Jackson, whos' intake consists exclusively of the alcholic drink "Mokai". He is also known for tearing pussy, and falling in love with hoes.
Guy 1: "Who's that guy over there splitting pussy?"
Guy 2: "Oh, that's just Mokai Kongen"

Kongmeng 

A small asian boy, very attractive but can be a manwhore. makes it seems like he's in love with you. Until he finds someone hotter than you. Always wants to the the one who is the dumper and not the dumpie.
Girl1: Hi, how you doing? You wanna go out with mee?
Kongmeng: Suure. (;
*He knows he has a girlfriend already.
Kongmeng by imyourb4be(: February 25, 2010

kongpeng 

A very tall Asian and is really nice to others. He is helpful and is like a brother.
Examples:
"Hi Kongpeng u wanna hang out with us?"
"Kongpheng can you help me out I'm too short to reach the table"
kongpeng by Fuemanchu May 9, 2018
An alternative way to say “let’s fuck” in Montreal slang.
Pull up à la khy, on va konyen tt la soirée.

(Pull up to my house, we’re gonna fuck all night.)
konyen by George68 July 18, 2022