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Kongmeng 

A Hmong male name given to basically only the nicest, funniest, smartest and greatest person with the highest honor. Typical characteristics of a Kongmeng is an open mind, a wide sense of humor, half-moon shaped eyes and a smile that will reach from ear to ear.

A Kongmeng will tend to also have a sister a year younger than him that has a chronic personality disorder.
Person: Who are you?
Kongmeng: I am Kongmeng.
Person: =O!!!!!!!!!
Kongmeng by ooblesx July 8, 2010
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Kongmeng 

A small asian boy, very attractive but can be a manwhore. makes it seems like he's in love with you. Until he finds someone hotter than you. Always wants to the the one who is the dumper and not the dumpie.
Girl1: Hi, how you doing? You wanna go out with mee?
Kongmeng: Suure. (;
*He knows he has a girlfriend already.
Kongmeng by imyourb4be(: February 25, 2010
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kongming 

Kongenesis 1:1 In the beginning, the great and mighty Kong laid down the standards for today. With his mighty and incredible phallus, he was easily able to subdue every single member of the female species within less than a year. And, behold, the world saw that this Kong was not a mere mortal, but a God amongst men, and so he was worshiped by all men, and his phallus was worshiped by all women.
The legacy of Kongming will be revered for millenia to come.
kongming by |>|-|1|_ April 20, 2007

kongpeng 

A very tall Asian and is really nice to others. He is helpful and is like a brother.
Examples:
"Hi Kongpeng u wanna hang out with us?"
"Kongpheng can you help me out I'm too short to reach the table"
kongpeng by Fuemanchu May 9, 2018

kongming 

Refers to someone considered highly intelligent, follower of the mighty Wang and who has a large phallus. Someone who is an accomplished tactician.
"All Hail the Kongming!!!"
kongming by kcscorpion September 11, 2008
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