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Kongmeng 

A Hmong male name given to basically only the nicest, funniest, smartest and greatest person with the highest honor. Typical characteristics of a Kongmeng is an open mind, a wide sense of humor, half-moon shaped eyes and a smile that will reach from ear to ear.

A Kongmeng will tend to also have a sister a year younger than him that has a chronic personality disorder.
Person: Who are you?
Kongmeng: I am Kongmeng.
Person: =O!!!!!!!!!
Kongmeng by ooblesx July 8, 2010
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Kongmeng 

A small asian boy, very attractive but can be a manwhore. makes it seems like he's in love with you. Until he finds someone hotter than you. Always wants to the the one who is the dumper and not the dumpie.
Girl1: Hi, how you doing? You wanna go out with mee?
Kongmeng: Suure. (;
*He knows he has a girlfriend already.
Kongmeng by imyourb4be(: February 25, 2010

Kongpheng 

Is a Short Asian that has really Cubby Checks and has ways for a girls, he can like nobody but then Like someone if he keeps a eye on you then he is reading u to see if u are the girlfriend you are looking for. He is also very athletic at mostly sports. He is very Kind hearted to each and every person, he can also be be harsh at all times because thats the time when he is fustrated. He also likes to focus a lot and will always be like that, and will forever also like videogames
Ashely:Omg I wanna be just like him he's so adorable what's his name?
Someone:Kongpheng
Kongpheng by anonymous/K April 17, 2019

Kongpheng 

Is a Short Asian that has really Cubby Checks and has ways for a girls, he can like nobody but then Like someone if he keeps a eye on you then he is reading u to see if u are the girlfriend you are looking for. He is also very athletic at mostly sports. He is very Kind hearted to each and every person, he can also be be harsh at all times because thats the time when he is fustrated. He also likes to focus a lot and will always be like that, and will forever also like videogames
Ashely:Omg I wanna be just like him he's so adorable what's his name

Someone:Kongpheng
Kongpheng by anonymous/K April 17, 2019
The ultimate pong or shit smell. Scores 10 on the King Kong Strong Pong scale. There is no stronger pong, natural or sythentic. Could be synthesised as a biological weapon, if brewed in copious amounts. Direct inhalation can be hazardous to health, and all orifiices must be sealed in advance if entering a kongpong red zone. Government classified, so potent even connosieurs of power pongs could not appreciate the deadly whiff.
WHat's going on in that top secret government lab in the dessert? Oh, they are testing a nuclear stench blast bomb? that's why your eyes are watering and your nose is running and the dog's going crazy. that's what you call a KongPong, the mother of all pongs. If you smell it run like hell, or you will get kongponged.
Kongpong by bradsbadluck May 26, 2026
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026