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Kongmeng
A Hmong male name given to basically only the nicest, funniest, smartest and greatest person with the highest honor. Typical characteristics of a Kongmeng is an open mind, a wide sense of humor, half-moon shaped eyes and a smile that will reach from ear to ear.
A Kongmeng will tend to also have a sister a year younger than him that has a chronic personality disorder.
A Kongmeng will tend to also have a sister a year younger than him that has a chronic personality disorder.
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Kongmeng
A small asian boy, very attractive but can be a manwhore. makes it seems like he's in love with you. Until he finds someone hotter than you. Always wants to the the one who is the dumper and not the dumpie.
Girl1: Hi, how you doing? You wanna go out with mee?
Kongmeng: Suure. (;
*He knows he has a girlfriend already.
Kongmeng: Suure. (;
*He knows he has a girlfriend already.
Kongmeng by imyourb4be(: February 25, 2010
Kongpheng
Is a Short Asian that has really Cubby Checks and has ways for a girls, he can like nobody but then Like someone if he keeps a eye on you then he is reading u to see if u are the girlfriend you are looking for. He is also very athletic at mostly sports. He is very Kind hearted to each and every person, he can also be be harsh at all times because thats the time when he is fustrated. He also likes to focus a lot and will always be like that, and will forever also like videogames
Kongpheng by anonymous/K April 17, 2019
Kongpheng
Is a Short Asian that has really Cubby Checks and has ways for a girls, he can like nobody but then Like someone if he keeps a eye on you then he is reading u to see if u are the girlfriend you are looking for. He is also very athletic at mostly sports. He is very Kind hearted to each and every person, he can also be be harsh at all times because thats the time when he is fustrated. He also likes to focus a lot and will always be like that, and will forever also like videogames
Kongpheng by anonymous/K April 17, 2019
Kongpong
The ultimate pong or shit smell. Scores 10 on the King Kong Strong Pong scale. There is no stronger pong, natural or sythentic. Could be synthesised as a biological weapon, if brewed in copious amounts. Direct inhalation can be hazardous to health, and all orifiices must be sealed in advance if entering a kongpong red zone. Government classified, so potent even connosieurs of power pongs could not appreciate the deadly whiff.
WHat's going on in that top secret government lab in the dessert? Oh, they are testing a nuclear stench blast bomb? that's why your eyes are watering and your nose is running and the dog's going crazy. that's what you call a KongPong, the mother of all pongs. If you smell it run like hell, or you will get kongponged.
Kongpong by bradsbadluck May 26, 2026
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