konged

the act or instance of being fucked

oh shit!!! i lost my history report!!!! im so konged

by A SQUAD May 28, 2009

Konged

When you cough really hard after taking a bong hit or marijuana.

Damn dude, you just konged so hard after taking that fatty rip!

by Lindsblinds97 August 17, 2017

Konged out

In a state of deep slumber from exhaustion

Don't bother mom, she's konged out after her 10 hour shift

by SevenSins7 April 20, 2018

donkey konged

To fuck a person from behind and pound on their head and back like crazy.

Mrs. Patel loves to be donkey konged cuz she's a dirty whore.

Next time I see Mark I'm gonna wear a strap-on and fo sho he'll be donkey konged like the little bitch he is.

by anal shah January 3, 2009

king konged

Demolishing everything in your path so bad that it looks like New York after King Kong was done with it.

I just King Konged that pizza. I need more.

by gman7985 October 20, 2015

King Konged

Being in a state of complete transcendental kettyness and as high as a ferret in a hot air balloon

Me and stevo bashed 2g's of ket then smoked a philly blunt, I'm king konged mate

by elephantspam January 26, 2019

Donkey Konged

The term “getting Donkey Konged” means letting a large animal fuck you up the ass until a massive cum shot, that most of the time kills the person.

yo dude, did you hear about the guy who got DONKEY KONGED on the news?

by your favorite nick gurr April 25, 2025