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When you cough really hard after taking a bong hit or marijuana.
Damn dude, you just konged so hard after taking that fatty rip!
Konged by Lindsblinds97 August 17, 2017
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Konged out 

In a state of deep slumber from exhaustion
Don't bother mom, she's konged out after her 10 hour shift
Konged out by SevenSins7 April 20, 2018

donkey konged

To fuck a person from behind and pound on their head and back like crazy.
Mrs. Patel loves to be donkey konged cuz she's a dirty whore.

Next time I see Mark I'm gonna wear a strap-on and fo sho he'll be donkey konged like the little bitch he is.
donkey konged by anal shah January 3, 2009

king konged 

Demolishing everything in your path so bad that it looks like New York after King Kong was done with it.
I just King Konged that pizza. I need more.
king konged by gman7985 October 20, 2015

King Konged 

Being in a state of complete transcendental kettyness and as high as a ferret in a hot air balloon
Me and stevo bashed 2g's of ket then smoked a philly blunt, I'm king konged mate
King Konged by elephantspam January 26, 2019

Donkey Konged

The term “getting Donkey Konged” means letting a large animal fuck you up the ass until a massive cum shot, that most of the time kills the person.
yo dude, did you hear about the guy who got DONKEY KONGED on the news?
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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