konged 

the act or instance of being fucked

oh shit!!! i lost my history report!!!! im so konged

konged by A SQUAD May 28, 2009

Konged 

When you cough really hard after taking a bong hit or marijuana.

Damn dude, you just konged so hard after taking that fatty rip!

Konged by Lindsblinds97 August 17, 2017

Konged out 

In a state of deep slumber from exhaustion

Don't bother mom, she's konged out after her 10 hour shift

Konged out by SevenSins7 April 20, 2018

donkey konged

To fuck a person from behind and pound on their head and back like crazy.

Mrs. Patel loves to be donkey konged cuz she's a dirty whore.

Next time I see Mark I'm gonna wear a strap-on and fo sho he'll be donkey konged like the little bitch he is.

donkey konged by anal shah January 3, 2009

king konged 

Demolishing everything in your path so bad that it looks like New York after King Kong was done with it.

I just King Konged that pizza. I need more.

king konged by gman7985 October 20, 2015

King Konged 

Being in a state of complete transcendental kettyness and as high as a ferret in a hot air balloon

Me and stevo bashed 2g's of ket then smoked a philly blunt, I'm king konged mate

King Konged by elephantspam January 26, 2019

Donkey Konged

The term “getting Donkey Konged” means letting a larger animal fuck you up the ass until it has a massive cum shot, that most of the time kills the person.

yo dude, did you hear about the guy who got DONKEY KONGED by horse on the news?

Donkey Konged by your favorite nick gurr April 25, 2025