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the act or instance of being fucked
oh shit!!! i lost my history report!!!! im so konged
konged by A SQUAD May 28, 2009
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When you cough really hard after taking a bong hit or marijuana.
Damn dude, you just konged so hard after taking that fatty rip!
Konged by Lindsblinds97 August 17, 2017
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Konged out 

In a state of deep slumber from exhaustion
Don't bother mom, she's konged out after her 10 hour shift
Konged out by SevenSins7 April 20, 2018

donkey konged

To fuck a person from behind and pound on their head and back like crazy.
Mrs. Patel loves to be donkey konged cuz she's a dirty whore.

Next time I see Mark I'm gonna wear a strap-on and fo sho he'll be donkey konged like the little bitch he is.
donkey konged by anal shah January 3, 2009

king konged 

Demolishing everything in your path so bad that it looks like New York after King Kong was done with it.
I just King Konged that pizza. I need more.
king konged by gman7985 October 20, 2015

King Konged 

Being in a state of complete transcendental kettyness and as high as a ferret in a hot air balloon
Me and stevo bashed 2g's of ket then smoked a philly blunt, I'm king konged mate
King Konged by elephantspam January 26, 2019

Donkey Konged

The term “getting Donkey Konged” means letting a large animal fuck you up the ass until a massive cum shot, that most of the time kills the person.
yo dude, did you hear about the guy who got DONKEY KONGED on the news?
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Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
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endwarfins

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I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026
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