Koltz
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kolten wong'd
To get picked off or caught doing something stupid, referencing how Kolten Wong got picked off to end game 4 of the 2013 world series.
Bill: Mrs. Smith is such an ass, i hate her so much.
Mrs: Smith: excuse me?
Larry: man you just got Kolten Wong'd!
Mrs: Smith: excuse me?
Larry: man you just got Kolten Wong'd!
kolten wong'd by BobbyV22 March 8, 2014
Keltzing
When someone stumbles an unbelievable amount in trying to tell a simple story. The word arrived from Brian and Matt Keltz, twin brothers who have a serious problem of finishing their sentences without jumbling every single word together.
Person 1: I went to the store today and then (inexplicable jumbling of words)
Person 2: Jeez man, stop keltzing it.
Person 2: Jeez man, stop keltzing it.
Keltzing by AaronHanak January 9, 2009
Koltypin
The rare yet dangerous breed of A.I.T.E. teacher that looks and walks like a lesbian Club Penguin character. (DO NOT APPROACH) unless you like suicidal thoughts, 2 minute bathroom breaks, and being ordered to find DIRECT OBJECTS or NOUNS! We have alerted Greenpeace but we have yet to hear back.
The koltypin waddled up to me.
Koltypin by XXXTENTACI0N January 10, 2017
Koltypin
A Koltypin, also known as a Koltypenguin, is a rare species of teacher that lives in the depths of AITE. Often found waddling the hallways shouting at innocent students to get to class. A Koltypin is a fascinating creature, when it feels threatened it shouts "Come on guys it's June, SHAPE UP!" When it is communicating with other civilization it bangs on the closest desk screaming "DIRECT OBJECT!"
A Koltypin is also known for it's fascination with Latin, as Latin is fun and Latin is the best language. There are few things that distinguish a Koltypin, such as; A potato like body, an ear bleeding inducing voice, nonsensical banter, sausage fingers, and a quadruple chin. But don't dare take a picture as any indication of a phone and you will hear the battle cry "Who are you guys always emailing?!" So be safe, and always remember Latin is fun!
A Koltypin is also known for it's fascination with Latin, as Latin is fun and Latin is the best language. There are few things that distinguish a Koltypin, such as; A potato like body, an ear bleeding inducing voice, nonsensical banter, sausage fingers, and a quadruple chin. But don't dare take a picture as any indication of a phone and you will hear the battle cry "Who are you guys always emailing?!" So be safe, and always remember Latin is fun!
Oh shit, a wild Koltypin has appeared!
I saw a Koltypenguin the other day and I honestly feel so attacked right now.
I saw a Koltypenguin the other day and I honestly feel so attacked right now.
Koltypin by DirectObject June 7, 2016
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