Klotz 

Klotz: the act of, or klotzing someone;
(1) a jewish male who is generally smelly, is mostly seen stealing and or cheating on somthing.
(2)To be stingy torwards somthing

(1)Dude! watch out! its a klotz!
(2)Dude come one, stop being such a klotz

Klotz by . March 15, 2005

Klotz 

A man who has anxiety and has off and on depression. He will rarely leave the house. When he does, it’s to stock up on food before going back home. He is very passionate about few things and don’t mess with his closest passions or he will throw hands. They are a violent species.

Have you guys seen Klotz?

Klotz by Klotz#3 November 23, 2021

Roger Klotz Syndrome 

When you hang out with a friend who is a total douche and invite them to parties even though no one likes them.

(On the cartoon show "Doug", Roger Klotz was a bully and douche, but for some reason he was always invited to their parties and friend group.)

Similar to Cartman on South Park.

"Why do we hang out with that guy?"
"I don't know..."
"It's that Roger Klotz Syndrome."

Roger Klotz Syndrome by buenosmuertos October 11, 2012

kam klotz 

1. a phat pig raper

Marty: Who's that mack in a bastedo?
Rob: I dunno. What's he doing with that pig?
Marty: Oh shit, that's a kam klotz
Rob: that's sick.

kam klotz by Akimow February 13, 2005

Klutz 

An extremely clumsy person.

(AKA me)

Person 1: *Drops something* I'm so sorry! I am such a klutz!
Person 2: Don't worry, it's fine!

Klutz by PandaGirl xox May 30, 2016

Sean Klitzner 

An amazing youtuber who tends to make funny jokes and causes many to JIZZ IN THEIR PANTS

Dude i just watched Sean Klitzner and i need to go change my pants...

Sean Klitzner by Mein Schtinker January 8, 2012

Ground Klutz 

A beast of Korean descent that is only able to travel on its guts or stomach. Using its legs as rudders it slowly clutters along whilst scraping its underbelly on the ground. A Ground Klutz easily evolves into a traffic slug when attempting to cross a road. Ground Klutz’s maintain a strict diet of Mc Donald's Frozen Coke and Menz Fruit Chocks; this enables the Klutz to continue its horrific hormonal educed rage. This rage is much like an EMP Missile, but instead of disabling all electronic equipment in vicinity, all nearby living creatures are Klutz upon with verbal slander, horrific claw attacks and psychological ensembles. The Klutz may also attain a bond with a victim of the opposite sex and of any species, harvesting all assets and creating a plasma shield that ensures an eternal bond against the victims will.

"Hey mummy, how come bowl's of rice can walk, oh never mind that’s a Ground Klutz with a Versace handbag. What a star! Just like Sarah Jessica Parker!"

Ground Klutz by alpinesorcery February 15, 2009