Klotz: the act of, or klotzing someone;
(1) a jewish male who is generally smelly, is mostly seen stealing and or cheating on somthing.
(2)To be stingy torwards somthing
(1) a jewish male who is generally smelly, is mostly seen stealing and or cheating on somthing.
(2)To be stingy torwards somthing
by . March 15, 2005
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When you hang out with a friend who is a total douche and invite them to parties even though no one likes them.
(On the cartoon show "Doug", Roger Klotz was a bully and douche, but for some reason he was always invited to their parties and friend group.)
Similar to Cartman on South Park.
(On the cartoon show "Doug", Roger Klotz was a bully and douche, but for some reason he was always invited to their parties and friend group.)
Similar to Cartman on South Park.
by buenosmuertos October 11, 2012
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Rob: I dunno. What's he doing with that pig?
Marty: Oh shit, that's a kam klotz
Rob: that's sick.
Rob: I dunno. What's he doing with that pig?
Marty: Oh shit, that's a kam klotz
Rob: that's sick.
by Akimow February 13, 2005
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Get the Sean Klitzner mug.A beast of Korean descent that is only able to travel on its guts or stomach. Using its legs as rudders it slowly clutters along whilst scraping its underbelly on the ground. A Ground Klutz easily evolves into a traffic slug when attempting to cross a road. Ground Klutz’s maintain a strict diet of Mc Donald's Frozen Coke and Menz Fruit Chocks; this enables the Klutz to continue its horrific hormonal educed rage. This rage is much like an EMP Missile, but instead of disabling all electronic equipment in vicinity, all nearby living creatures are Klutz upon with verbal slander, horrific claw attacks and psychological ensembles. The Klutz may also attain a bond with a victim of the opposite sex and of any species, harvesting all assets and creating a plasma shield that ensures an eternal bond against the victims will.
"Hey mummy, how come bowl's of rice can walk, oh never mind that’s a Ground Klutz with a Versace handbag. What a star! Just like Sarah Jessica Parker!"
by alpinesorcery February 15, 2009
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