A Koltypin, also known as a Koltypenguin, is a rare species of
teacher that lives in the depths of AITE. Often found waddling the hallways shouting at innocent students to get to class. A Koltypin is a fascinating creature, when it feels threatened it shouts "Come on guys it'
s June, SHAPE UP!" When it is communicating with other civilization it bangs on the closest desk screaming "DIRECT OBJECT!"
A Koltypin is also known for it'
s fascination with Latin, as Latin is fun and Latin is the best language. There are few things that distinguish a Koltypin, such as; A potato like body, an ear bleeding inducing voice, nonsensical
banter, sausage fingers, and a quadruple chin. But
don't dare take a picture as any indication of a phone and you
will hear the battle cry "Who are you guys always emailing?!" So be safe, and always remember Latin is fun!
