kiltz
kiltz by lolmasterbob May 12, 2017
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kiltz
kiltz by lolmasterbob May 12, 2017
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kiltz • Kiltzed • kilt • killzone 2 • kilth • kitz • killz it • Killzone Board • killzor • killzowned
kilter annie
kilt-er an-ee
a ridiculously old and nearly lost term for to describe something off balance or something that just doesn't fit.
last known usage was in central WI by an ~80 year old woman in ~1992.
a ridiculously old and nearly lost term for to describe something off balance or something that just doesn't fit.
last known usage was in central WI by an ~80 year old woman in ~1992.
kilter annie
a ridiculously old and nearly lost term for to describe something off balance or something that just doesn't fit.
last known usage was in central WI by an ~80 year old woman in ~1992.
a ridiculously old and nearly lost term for to describe something off balance or something that just doesn't fit.
last known usage was in central WI by an ~80 year old woman in ~1992.
kilter annie by ]23[]D(())//\\//\\a[]\[] July 23, 2012
Keltzing
When someone stumbles an unbelievable amount in trying to tell a simple story. The word arrived from Brian and Matt Keltz, twin brothers who have a serious problem of finishing their sentences without jumbling every single word together.
Person 1: I went to the store today and then (inexplicable jumbling of words)
Person 2: Jeez man, stop keltzing it.
Person 2: Jeez man, stop keltzing it.
Keltzing by AaronHanak January 9, 2009
off kilter
off kilter by ginaginagina January 9, 2007
Sean Klitzner
Sean Klitzner by Mein Schtinker January 8, 2012
Kilting
This happens when you are a male wearing athletic shorts and the draw string is tied tightly while you need to pee. Instead of attempting to undo the draw string out of laziness or frustration, you pull up one of your pant legs and underwear up and to the side so that your genitals are hanging out and you can freely pee. This is kilting.
Jake: "I had to piss really bad after gym class but I couldn't untie my shorts so I just kilted really fast in the bathroom and got out of there...I didn't even wash my hands or anything."
Josh: "you gotta do what you gotta do man"
Michael: "why is one of your buttcheeks showing while you are peeing?"
John: "I'm kilting"
Michael: "ohhhhh. gotcha."
Josh: "you gotta do what you gotta do man"
Michael: "why is one of your buttcheeks showing while you are peeing?"
John: "I'm kilting"
Michael: "ohhhhh. gotcha."
Kilting by callanambewlaynce November 18, 2014
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