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The coolest kid on the block. He is athletic, good looking, and most of all athletic.
guy 1: he is such a badass kolter, i wish i was like him

girl 1: that kolter is irrisistable
kolter by majestic eagle November 12, 2012
Words you can keep
He is the biggest dumbass he sucks codys big ass dick and fucks ever guy on the street lmao he is so stupid
Guy1: omg he is so a kolter
Cody: ya I know he was with me last night
Kolter by Dhjxjdnsbsjdjsn6282 February 29, 2020
Related Words
kolter kolten Kooter koster Kooter Cake kelter Kilter Koter kotler Kälter
An anime obsessed 10 year old who only eats eggs and occasionally toast. The one piece the one piece is real can we get much higher so high so high
Kolter is awesome.
Kolter by wordsandstuff November 7, 2022

kolten wong'd 

To get picked off or caught doing something stupid, referencing how Kolten Wong got picked off to end game 4 of the 2013 world series.
Bill: Mrs. Smith is such an ass, i hate her so much.

Mrs: Smith: excuse me?

Larry: man you just got Kolten Wong'd!
kolten wong'd by BobbyV22 March 8, 2014

kilter annie 

kilt-er an-ee

a ridiculously old and nearly lost term for to describe something off balance or something that just doesn't fit.

last known usage was in central WI by an ~80 year old woman in ~1992.
kilter annie

a ridiculously old and nearly lost term for to describe something off balance or something that just doesn't fit.

last known usage was in central WI by an ~80 year old woman in ~1992.

off kilter 

It means that something's just not right. Off balance. It's not all there.
She suddenly started laughing for no reason. She's a bit off kilter..
off kilter by ginaginagina January 9, 2007
Kolten is the kinda guy to make you feel special. The minute you meet him you want to be friends and you do. But as time goes by you start to fall Inlove with him because he’s an amazing guy and adorable and cute and couldn’t be better. He’s the type of guy to treat you amazingly, never make you feel like nothing, treat you like everything you are, makes you happy, knows when your down and he knows when to fix shit. If he did something he doesn’t just leave you, he tries to fix the problem. He’s an amazing person and honestly the best person you will ever know. He’s caring, nice, kind, loving and so much more. You may love him but you can’t have him, cause u fucked up. You had the change to be more but you messed up a lot. He wasn’t ready for a relationship and you got mad about it and ruined what could of been so much. You loved him but messed it up. I love you so much.
Oh shit there is kolten. He’s my one and only
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
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Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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