Kojax's

Kojax's is a racists word to describe blacks , Chinese , and Spanish people.

Look at that kojax's over there .

by Just views November 26, 2017

kojak's helper

a penis

i was playing with kojak's wee helper last night

by Clive October 8, 2003

kojak spot

A choice parking location. So named because Telly Savalas's character Kojak always found great parking spots, even in crowded urban locations.

I scored the Kojak spot out front!

by Jimbonator December 4, 2004

Strangling Kojak

Masturbating
Choking the chicken
Beating the bishop
Taking matters into your own hands
Holding your sausage hostage
Having a date with Pam and her five friends
Having a tug-o-war with the cyclops

I couldnt catch any chickenheads last night. So, I went home and strangled Kojak whilst the dog licked my balls

by Drilla Killa November 4, 2004

Strangle Kojak

when a guy is alone he might want some love - no girls around he'll have to strangle Kojak.
see masturbate

"hey honey im going out for a while"
"alright time to get out my playboy and Strangle Kojak"

by simon June 18, 2006

Sonny Kofax

Much like the Houdini, The Sunny Kofax is accomplished while performing the act of coitus (doggy style) with a sexual counterpart, and feigning sexual climax, waiting for the partner to turn around, and shouting "FASTBALL!" and throwing the ejaculate mess into their face. Achieving maximum satisfaction for the Kofaxer.

Wendy: Kevin, what's wrong with your eye?
Kevin: My boyfriend gave me sonny kofax last night and it got infected.

Henry: Maya, how come you're walking so funny today?
Maya: I'm not sure, but i sure did get a mean sonny kofax this morning.

by CP69 May 26, 2009

Kojak in a turtleneck sweater

A circumcised penis , resembling baldy detective Kojak , played by Telly Savalas when attired in a turtle neck sweater

That fellas cut cock looked just like Kojak in a turtleneck sweater

by Napoleon BonerPart February 6, 2023