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koinky-dink 

Used in the place of "coincidence".
The people who use this word are asswipes. If you hear anyone say it, get rid of them in any way possible, preferrably one that involves intense pain.
girl: "Oh my god! We're both wearing the same jacket! What a koink-dink!"
awesome person: "Asswipe." (they then proceed to strangle her with her own jacket.)
koinky-dink by Christina July 18, 2004

Koinkidink 

Something that is too coincidental to be a coincidence
It was a total koinkidink that she called me right after I told her best friend that she hasn’t called in a long time.
Koinkidink by Feelu May 11, 2019

kinky wink 

When you passionately stare and then wink at another's genitalia. It is typically a sign of flirtation, but has been commonly used in popular culture as a jest.
As I whipped my head back up while kneeling to tie my shoelaces, Richard's crotch was directly in my line of sight. I then continued to stare at his bulge. It was getting larger by the second. I made sure he was looking, and then gave his meaty sausage a kinky wink. If he doesn't know that I want his hairy penis inside me now -- he never will.
kinky wink by AnalMonster666 February 2, 2015

Girly Kinky Syndrome 

A person who have fetishist of being a girl or women although they are not gay and 100% straight.
If you have Girly Kinky Syndrome then it's normal because you're into girls!
Girly Kinky Syndrome by CockLord2222 September 10, 2022
Something relating to, having, or appealing to unconventional tastes especially in sex.
Last night, I spanked Susan with a pizza paddle. It was very kinky.
kinky by Daniel Jesus Hess June 9, 2013

Queen of Kinky 

Sexy Sensual Dominant Black Female (FemDom) known for disciplining those that commit the most heinous of offenses. For men, women or couples. Spankings are given out which can be mild to hard hand spanking or a butt blistering paddling. Queen of Kinky is known for turning fetishes and fantasies into realities.
Some people need discipline no matter how old they are. Sandusky you've been a bad bad boy you need an emergency session with the Queen of Kinky.
Queen of Kinky by Eager to Please Sub November 14, 2011
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
Basically the same meaning as ate.
x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
Word of the Day on October 19, 2026
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