10 definitions by AnalMonster666

That girl with teeth in her vagina from the movie Teeth is a Wrench Wrecker.
by AnalMonster666 March 14, 2015
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A girlfriend that publishes lies about you on Urban Dictionary.
Kyle: Emma, why are you posting lies about me in your definitions?

Emma: Your dick is one inch long Kyle.

Kyle: No it's not! You're being quite the Urban Girlfriend right now!

Emma: Fine, I'll change it to two and a half inches.

Kyle: Thanks babe.
by AnalMonster666 February 18, 2015
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When you passionately stare and then wink at another's genitalia. It is typically a sign of flirtation, but has been commonly used in popular culture as a jest.
As I whipped my head back up while kneeling to tie my shoelaces, Richard's crotch was directly in my line of sight. I then continued to stare at his bulge. It was getting larger by the second. I made sure he was looking, and then gave his meaty sausage a kinky wink. If he doesn't know that I want his hairy penis inside me now -- he never will.
by AnalMonster666 February 3, 2015
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Someone who is insecure about their penis size and continuously asks for the size of his peers penis, for comparison. Typically, a Robby Brann is white, and will lie about the size of his own penis to avoid insult. He is an annoyance to a friend group and a disgrace to mankind.
Robby Brann: Hey dude, how long is your shlong?

Black friend who doesn't give a shit: Twelve inches.

Robby Brann: Yeah man, me too. I got that five dollah' footlong.

Black friend who doesn't give a shit: Go fuck yourself you lying piece of shit. White niqqa fuck.
by AnalMonster666 May 1, 2016
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A dirty lil monster who hides in your anal cavity. Everyone has one (unless you got yours removed). Although they may tear the inside of your asshole apart from time to time with their claws -- they are only referred to monsters because no one understands them. They are brown and hairy. Some even call them the Sasquatch of our buttholes. But, all-in-all, they are majestic and independent organisms. That live in our buttholes.
When I was a child I used to have the strong urge to stick my sneaky lil fingers up my asshole. But, with the help from my anal monster, I don't have fingers anymore because he clawed them off. Thus ending my gross habit.

When I was in ninth grade, I thought I was gay. So I let a homosexual stick his penis in my anus. My Anal Monster tore his penis apart. He saved me -- because faggots are stupid. I don't want to be stupid.
by AnalMonster666 February 19, 2015
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Emma is lil.
Emma is a girl.
Emma is a lil girl.

There's not much more too say. I mean -- lil girls tend to be adorable. But the name really tells you everything.
by AnalMonster666 February 18, 2015
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