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Koinkydoink

A nonsensical mispronunciation of "coincidence." Has little to no meaning.

Pronounced "Koh-winkee-doink."
Suck my koinkydoink!
Koinkydoink by markydoinky March 9, 2021

Koinkidink 

Something that is too coincidental to be a coincidence
It was a total koinkidink that she called me right after I told her best friend that she hasn’t called in a long time.
Koinkidink by Feelu May 11, 2019

koinkidink 

The supposed way Canadians say 'coincidence'. Similar to koinkidinky but less cute. Similar to koinky-dink but without the unnecessary hyphen. An awful stereotype.
Jacques: We both got stereotyped at the same time for being Canadian, what a koinkidink, Eh?
koinkidink by iamth3stig August 5, 2008

koinkidinky 

To have a coincidence with someone or something else.
Like omg Sarah and John are both wearing the same outfit, what a koinkidinky!
koinkidinky by NeLia06 January 16, 2008

Kloinkadoink 

The name of Leprachaun sexing up an Italain boy.

Kloinkadoink originated from a mix of Jewish people and Irish people.

Italian people were just innocent people in this Kloinkadoink.
"That Irish kloinkadoink is sexing up Antonio again"
Kloinkadoink by CathisaCAT March 28, 2009

cowinkydink (also, kowinkydink) 

a non-fancy way of talking about Carl Jung's idea of synchronicity:

Synchronicity is an explanatory principle; it explains "meaningful coincidences." His notion of synchronicity is that there is an acausal principle that links events having a similar meaning by their coincidence in time rather than sequentially. He claimed that there is a synchrony between the mind and the phenomenal world of perception.
A beetle flew into Jung's room while a patient was describing a dream about a scarab. The scarab is an Egyptian symbol of rebirth, he noted. Therefore, the propitious moment of the flying beetle indicated that the transcendental meaning of both the scarab in the dream and the insect in the room was that the patient needed to be liberated from her excessive rationalism.
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026
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