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koinky-dink

Used in the place of "coincidence".
The people who use this word are asswipes. If you hear anyone say it, get rid of them in any way possible, preferrably one that involves intense pain.
girl: "Oh my god! We're both wearing the same jacket! What a koink-dink!"
awesome person: "Asswipe." (they then proceed to strangle her with her own jacket.)
by Christina July 18, 2004
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Koinkidink

Something that is too coincidental to be a coincidence
It was a total koinkidink that she called me right after I told her best friend that she hasn’t called in a long time.
by Feelu May 11, 2019
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koinkidink

The supposed way Canadians say 'coincidence'. Similar to koinkidinky but less cute. Similar to koinky-dink but without the unnecessary hyphen. An awful stereotype.
Jacques: We both got stereotyped at the same time for being Canadian, what a koinkidink, Eh?
by iamth3stig August 5, 2008
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koinkidinky

Like omg Sarah and John are both wearing the same outfit, what a koinkidinky!
by NeLia06 January 16, 2008
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cowinkydink (also, kowinkydink)

a non-fancy way of talking about Carl Jung's idea of synchronicity:

Synchronicity is an explanatory principle; it explains "meaningful coincidences." His notion of synchronicity is that there is an acausal principle that links events having a similar meaning by their coincidence in time rather than sequentially. He claimed that there is a synchrony between the mind and the phenomenal world of perception.
A beetle flew into Jung's room while a patient was describing a dream about a scarab. The scarab is an Egyptian symbol of rebirth, he noted. Therefore, the propitious moment of the flying beetle indicated that the transcendental meaning of both the scarab in the dream and the insect in the room was that the patient needed to be liberated from her excessive rationalism.
by douglas william mowbray February 7, 2005
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kinkydink

When you and your sexual partner coincidentally have the same kink ;)
OMG your into getting pissed on too, what a kinkydink!!!
by Trentypoo November 15, 2016
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Koinkydoink

A nonsensical mispronounciation of the word "coincidence." Has little to no meaning.
Suck my koinkydoink, Bill!
by markydoinky March 9, 2021
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