koinky-dink 

Used in the place of "coincidence".
The people who use this word are asswipes. If you hear anyone say it, get rid of them in any way possible, preferrably one that involves intense pain.

girl: "Oh my god! We're both wearing the same jacket! What a koink-dink!"
awesome person: "Asswipe." (they then proceed to strangle her with her own jacket.)

koinky-dink by Christina July 18, 2004

Koinkidink 

Something that is too coincidental to be a coincidence

It was a total koinkidink that she called me right after I told her best friend that she hasn’t called in a long time.

Koinkidink by Feelu May 11, 2019

koinkidink 

The supposed way Canadians say 'coincidence'. Similar to koinkidinky but less cute. Similar to koinky-dink but without the unnecessary hyphen. An awful stereotype.

Jacques: We both got stereotyped at the same time for being Canadian, what a koinkidink, Eh?

koinkidink by iamth3stig August 5, 2008

koinkidinky 

To have a coincidence with someone or something else.

Like omg Sarah and John are both wearing the same outfit, what a koinkidinky!

koinkidinky by NeLia06 January 16, 2008

cowinkydink (also, kowinkydink) 

a non-fancy way of talking about Carl Jung's idea of synchronicity:

Synchronicity is an explanatory principle; it explains "meaningful coincidences." His notion of synchronicity is that there is an acausal principle that links events having a similar meaning by their coincidence in time rather than sequentially. He claimed that there is a synchrony between the mind and the phenomenal world of perception.

A beetle flew into Jung's room while a patient was describing a dream about a scarab. The scarab is an Egyptian symbol of rebirth, he noted. Therefore, the propitious moment of the flying beetle indicated that the transcendental meaning of both the scarab in the dream and the insect in the room was that the patient needed to be liberated from her excessive rationalism.

cowinkydink (also, kowinkydink) by douglas william mowbray February 7, 2005

kinkydink

When you and your sexual partner coincidentally have the same kink ;)

OMG your into getting pissed on too, what a kinkydink!!!

kinkydink by Trentypoo November 15, 2016

Koinkydoink

A nonsensical mispronounciation of the word "coincidence." Has little to no meaning.

Suck my koinkydoink, Bill!

Koinkydoink by markydoinky March 9, 2021