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Used in the place of "coincidence".
The people who use this word are asswipes. If you hear anyone say it, get rid of them in any way possible, preferrably one that involves intense pain.

girl: "Oh my god! We're both wearing the same jacket! What a koink-dink!"
awesome person: "Asswipe." (they then proceed to strangle her with her own jacket.)

koinky-dink by Christina July 18, 2004

Words you can keep

Koinkidink

Something that is too coincidental to be a coincidence

It was a total koinkidink that she called me right after I told her best friend that she hasn’t called in a long time.

Koinkidink by Feelu May 11, 2019

Related Words

koinky-dink • koinkidink • Koinkydoink • kinkydink • koinkidinky • cowinkydink (also, kowinkydink) • Koinky • kinky • konky • Klinky

koinkidink

The supposed way Canadians say 'coincidence'. Similar to koinkidinky but less cute. Similar to koinky-dink but without the unnecessary hyphen. An awful stereotype.

Jacques: We both got stereotyped at the same time for being Canadian, what a koinkidink, Eh?

koinkidink by iamth3stig August 5, 2008

koinkidinky

To have a coincidence with someone or something else.

Like omg Sarah and John are both wearing the same outfit, what a koinkidinky!

koinkidinky by NeLia06 January 16, 2008

cowinkydink (also, kowinkydink)

a non-fancy way of talking about Carl Jung's idea of synchronicity:

Synchronicity is an explanatory principle; it explains "meaningful coincidences." His notion of synchronicity is that there is an acausal principle that links events having a similar meaning by their coincidence in time rather than sequentially. He claimed that there is a synchrony between the mind and the phenomenal world of perception.

A beetle flew into Jung's room while a patient was describing a dream about a scarab. The scarab is an Egyptian symbol of rebirth, he noted. Therefore, the propitious moment of the flying beetle indicated that the transcendental meaning of both the scarab in the dream and the insect in the room was that the patient needed to be liberated from her excessive rationalism.

cowinkydink (also, kowinkydink) by douglas william mowbray February 7, 2005

kinkydink

When you and your sexual partner coincidentally have the same kink ;)

OMG your into getting pissed on too, what a kinkydink!!!

kinkydink by Trentypoo November 15, 2016

Koinkydoink

A nonsensical mispronounciation of the word "coincidence." Has little to no meaning.

Suck my koinkydoink, Bill!

Koinkydoink by markydoinky March 9, 2021

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026