Koenker 

Koenker is a person who must consume alcohol, usually in large quantities, whenever possible. Koenker also seeks out others like themselves, especially their significant other. The excessive drinking is to try and camoflage their asshole personality and lack of people skills.

Look at that koenker overthere, wasted and acting the asshole again; I wish they wouldn't drink here anymore.

Look at that loud mouth koenker overthere, treating everyone like shit again.

Looks like Koenker finally found a boyfriend that can keep up with her, I bet they get married!

Koenker by Ragnar Yendor August 31, 2013

Koenker 

Attempting gymnastics while extremely intoxicated. Resulting in serious injury to ones face

Did you see his face? Looks like he pulled a Kaoenker while trying to do that front flip off the front porch

Koenker by Beau Bokelman September 12, 2003

Klenkers 

The act of being a complete bad ass with a great sense of humor and a perfect singing voice.

You're dating Glenn, that dyslexic fuck? Why not that Mathew; he's TOTALLY klenkers...

Klenkers by Rorschach42 March 6, 2011

kenker 

Used by the Dutch, almost the same as "Kanker" witch means cancer.

Only the a's have been replaced by e's to make it less insulting.

Deze film is kenker slecht!

This movie is fucked up!

kenker by Cuperus September 6, 2006

koenkering

A person who befriends their boss then uses personal information gained in the friendship to get their boss fired so they can have that position. A person who is always looking to advance themselves by using personal information to steal a job.

I can't stand Barbra, she is constantly koenkering her friends to get their jobs.

Q: Where is Gary?

A: He is meeting with Barbra's supervisor koenkering his way to the top again.

Q: Why are you packing up your stuff?

A: Lee was at it again, koenkering his way through the ranks by stealing my job

koenkering by Ragnar Yendor June 17, 2013

Koekerasie

'n poeste fok op.

"maase poes, nou dis 'n koekerasie."

Koekerasie by Slurpy25 September 5, 2020

koenders 

of the hard partying tonyish variety. usually in the company of promiscuous peoples.

Wow that guy was a real koenders this weekend.

koenders by Wannaburhiro March 20, 2013