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verb combination of kidding and joking. ~pronounced kOdding~

The act of deceiving or playing someone in a non-harmful, teasing way, generally to cause amusement. Usually preceded by some form of light sarcasm or untruthful phrase.
"Hey man, your mom said that if you don't let me eat your pizza she's going to take away your car for 9 weeks."
"SERIOUSLY?"
"Nah, I'm just kodding."

Krista: "You have a pop quiz tomorrow on every element in the Periodic Table, and I'm not kodding."
Class: "Why..."
kodding by ihavechemistryshoes January 10, 2012
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koodling 

those chillens were koodling like crazy.
koodling by chrilliam December 30, 2009

Kiddling 

Licking someones face when they were least expecting it.
For example at a party person A is talking to Person B when all of a sudden person C comes along from behind and Kiddles person A without warning. This is termed Kiddling.
Kiddling by FirstChoice101 January 26, 2009

Kradding 

Sexual asphyxiation. Chocking in a pleasurable or sexual manner using either hands, plastic bags, ropes or BDSM devices. Synonym of breath play.
1. The Frog is Kradding the monkey
2. Kradde me harder! (begging to be choked during sex)
Kradding by igetbitches29 December 13, 2021
From the back, firmly grappling arms around the waist and tightly hugging the individual so that ones face is forced between the ass cheeks.
I bent Becky over and Koalad her ass so hard last night.

She loves to pull my hair while I'm koaling her ass.
Koaling by AREALBLACKGUY July 23, 2018
Affectionately grabbing onto someone’s midsection and not letting go like a koala
I was koaling my boyfriend and didn’t let go. He now has back problems.
Koaling by Turk and Dorian September 27, 2021
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
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