Stephen: Im totally going to 'Kyoodle' Gemma later tonight.
Friend 1: Yeah, you have fun with that!
Friend 2: Hahahahaha!!
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Gemma: Omg! I love it when Stephen 'Kyoodles' me.
Friend 1: Ack! Too much sex life info!!
Friend 2: HARR HARR HARR!!
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Stephen: *Grabs Gemma's "chest"*
Gemma: Omfg! How very dare you! I feel so violated!!
Stephen: Im sorry i thought you would enjoy it.
Gemma: I did! Keep 'Kyoodling' me!
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).