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five knuckle chuckle 

Tonight I'm gonna have a five knuckle chuckle.
five knuckle chuckle by Emu Lgator January 11, 2004

five knuckle chuckle 

a slang term used for male masturbation.
"what took you so long, were you out back doing the five knuckle chuckle?"

"she was so hot, I had to do a five knuckle chuckle when I got home."

Right-handed Knuckle Chuckle 

Thomas went to the bathroom to do the ol' right-handed knuckle chuckle.

five-knuckle chuckle 

pronoun. to mastubate, to jerk-off
I saw dis chill on T.V earlier, slut made me wanna do the five-knuckle chuckle.

Three-Knuckle Chuckle 

The act of inserting your ring and middle fingers into a female's vagina while simultaneously inserting your index finger into her ass up to the knuckles.
I gave that ho the Three-Knuckle Chuckle!

Knuckle Fucking Chuckle Head

noun: knuckle-head

a stupid person.

adjective: fucking

used to emphasize or express annoyance with someone or something.

noun: chuckle-head

a stupid person
Going opposing traffic with lights and sirens whilst the oncoming traffic does not pull to the right and stops directly in front of you with a deer and a head lights look.

"Man that guys a KNUCKLE FUCKING CHUCKLE HEAD"
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