20 definitions by Emu Lgator

masturbation
performed by Al Bundy or Bud Bundy (and their ancestors)

Al: I had my best bundy shuffle in my wedding night.

by Emu Lgator May 22, 2004

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+Man they call me bitch a whore !
-Yeah, didn't you hear about the three-ender?
+What three-ender?
-The one between your bitch, a copper and her supervisor.

by Emu Lgator June 24, 2004

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Spalt

Aushöhl
Beul
Dell
Furch
Höhl
Kat
Kerb
Kluft
Kratz
Rill
Rinn
Riss
Ritz
Rosett
Runs
Schlitz
Schlucht
Schramm
Tief
Vertief
Wölb
Kirill

He is Spalt.

Spalt can be replaced by any of the words above.

by Emu Lgator January 12, 2004

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Sieg Heil

an expression said from stupid people to even more fucked in the ass guys. usually nazis

The same as the greeting Heil Hitler

Nazis: Heil Hitler, mein Führer!!
Hitler: Sieg Heil! Wir müssen die Juden ausrotten.
Nazis: Heil Hitler, mein Führer!!
Hitler: Es ist Zeit zu säubern!!
Nazis: Heil Hitler, mein Führer!!

by Emu Lgator January 16, 2005

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bayonet

penis
especially a large one

He will conquer new lands with his bayonet

by Emu Lgator January 11, 2004

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abuse oneself

masturbate
Have sex with your own hand.

He abused himself.

by Emu Lgator January 11, 2004

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religion

The same as "the loop".
No one understands its sense, many lough about it, most shit on it.

+ Christ: You have to believe me, or you gonna go to hell. (Or I bone you as long as you are male and adolescent).
+ Jewish: Halabalachalachn. Hanuka.
+ Moslem: Kalakalschemkaken. Kalakakack.
+ Buddhist: The circle is holy.
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Me: Whatever.

by Emu Lgator May 21, 2004

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