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Edd: IF YOU DON'T SHUT UP, I'LL GIVE YOU A KNUCKLE SANDWICH
Edd: IF YOU DON'T SHUT UP, I'LL GIVE YOU A KNUCKLE SANDWICH
by LesleyDianna February 22, 2012
What the very elderly threaten to give to their great-grandchildren as an alternative to unappetizing food.
Great Grandfather: You don’t like lima beans, huh? Well, perhaps you’d rather have a knuckle sandwich.
*SMACK!*
Toddler: Wwwwwaaaaaaahhhhhh!
*SMACK!*
Toddler: Wwwwwaaaaaaahhhhhh!
by AbnormalBoy May 12, 2004
A double onehanded slap to the face with an open hand. You administer it in on motion, first forehand and then a backhand. It has to be two slaps, hence the sandwich. If you start with the backhand and follow up with forehand it's called a "reverse knuckle sandwich" or an "upside down knuckle sandwich". The standard knuckle sandwich is served with the right hand, a left handed knuckle sandwich is sometimes called a "lynx knuckle sandwich".
When hitting the face it is always a good idea to use an open fist. The risk for injury and jail time is less, and it is quite effective. Save the closed fist for the torso.
When hitting the face it is always a good idea to use an open fist. The risk for injury and jail time is less, and it is quite effective. Save the closed fist for the torso.
by knucklemeister December 14, 2005
it's same as punch..
you punch the person that you want to be punched by your knuckle to te face or stomach.
you punch the person that you want to be punched by your knuckle to te face or stomach.
by Emma Madden July 5, 2004
My knuckle sandwich in your mother's anal orifice
by dave November 8, 2004
1.) To strike someone in the mouth with a fist.
2.) To ejaculate "knuckle children" (semen) onto a sandwich and then feed it to some unknowing individual.
2.) To ejaculate "knuckle children" (semen) onto a sandwich and then feed it to some unknowing individual.
1.) Jimmy was running his fucking mouth so I gave him a knuckle sandwich.
2.) Jimmy was running his fucking mouth so I gave him a knuckle sandwich.
You see either way its about the same. In example number one you have punched him in his mouth and example two you have made him ingest your hot and salty jizz.
2.) Jimmy was running his fucking mouth so I gave him a knuckle sandwich.
You see either way its about the same. In example number one you have punched him in his mouth and example two you have made him ingest your hot and salty jizz.
by AndyCapp March 25, 2010