knort 

When you are masturbating and try to edge it off but are unable to.

Justin tried to edge himself but ended up knorting.

knort by Seryph August 18, 2017

Knort 

A hard headed person who is wrong in an argument but won’t back down for the life of them

P1. You can’t play Minecraft with a steering will
P2. Yes you can you knort

Knort by potatowarrior November 22, 2018

knotmick 

knotmick is a creature often mistaken for the phantom. Having qualities akin to a Jedi Master, they are known to have given birth to many legends of cb radio. The sockboy is the natural prey of the knotmick. A Late Night Lenny will cringe and hide in a corner whenever they encounter a knotmick. A smegma will spend countless hours trying to repel a knotmick, only to fail dismally, in a similar vein to their university efforts.

You are part of the rich tapestry that makes up a knotmick

knotmick I am your father. sockboy Noooooo!

knotmick by Kung Of The Duckheads April 25, 2019

knot-so-fresh 

That fucking filthy after-shit feeling that just will not go away without baby wipes.

Dude, you okay? You were in there a long time.
Fuck no. An entire roll of tp can't get rid of this knot-so-fresh feeling.

knot-so-fresh by sciflyer.25 September 4, 2014

douche knot 

Those guys who you see walking around with hair just long enough to tie into a little knot on the top of their heads. Can often be seen in the local gym usually sporting a sleeve tattoo and a large beard.

Look at that cunt over there with the douche knot

douche knot by Human Form July 18, 2016

tie the knot 

1) to get married; to marry a mate
2) (for a cleric or other authorized person) to unite a couple in marriage

1) They finally tied the knot.
2) It was hard to find somebody to tie the knot at that hour.

tie the knot by nikonikonii April 2, 2017

Twat Knot 

A Man bun (hair cinched up on top of the head, rolled into a very small ball).

The barrista hipster young dude at Starbuck$$ had a twat knot on his head.

Twat Knot by SweetPete SweetPete September 16, 2017