knort

When you are masturbating and try to edge it off but are unable to.

Justin tried to edge himself but ended up knorting.

by Seryph August 18, 2017

Knort

A hard headed person who is wrong in an argument but won’t back down for the life of them

P1. You can’t play Minecraft with a steering will
P2. Yes you can you knort

by potatowarrior November 22, 2018

knotmick

knotmick is a creature often mistaken for the phantom. Having qualities akin to a Jedi Master, they are known to have given birth to many legends of cb radio. The sockboy is the natural prey of the knotmick. A Late Night Lenny will cringe and hide in a corner whenever they encounter a knotmick. A smegma will spend countless hours trying to repel a knotmick, only to fail dismally, in a similar vein to their university efforts.

You are part of the rich tapestry that makes up a knotmick

knotmick I am your father. sockboy Noooooo!

by Kung Of The Duckheads April 25, 2019

knot-so-fresh

That fucking filthy after-shit feeling that just will not go away without baby wipes.

Dude, you okay? You were in there a long time.
Fuck no. An entire roll of tp can't get rid of this knot-so-fresh feeling.

by sciflyer.25 September 4, 2014

douche knot

Those guys who you see walking around with hair just long enough to tie into a little knot on the top of their heads. Can often be seen in the local gym usually sporting a sleeve tattoo and a large beard.

Look at that cunt over there with the douche knot

by Human Form July 18, 2016

tie the knot

1) to get married; to marry a mate
2) (for a cleric or other authorized person) to unite a couple in marriage

1) They finally tied the knot.
2) It was hard to find somebody to tie the knot at that hour.

by nikonikonii April 2, 2017

Twat Knot

A Man bun (hair cinched up on top of the head, rolled into a very small ball).

The barrista hipster young dude at Starbuck$$ had a twat knot on his head.

by SweetPete SweetPete September 16, 2017