Knobder
a noun used to name somebody who ats/looks like an idiot/areshole/twat . An elaberation on knobber and bumder.
Knobder by Louise Theakstone May 17, 2008
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The Nuneaton Knobber
A man who lies in the alley way next to Sainsburys in Nuneaton flashing anyone who comes by. some deem him a threat to society others a local hero.
The Nuneaton Knobber by The Nuneaton Knobber June 24, 2022
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Knobder • Knobber • knobservation • knobbery • knobert • Knobery • knobbered • Knobber job • knobberlong • Knobber Nugget
Armed Knobbery
The act of forcibly taking a cock into one's hand and jacking it up and down whilst the mouth slides up and down the shaft in unison or opposition.
BillyBob: Where's that whore you call a girlfriend?
Jeb: Campus police caught her blowing one of her professors in the parking lot. She's down in county lockup... prolly likin' some stank-ass prison guard snatch.
BillyBob: Did they charge her with Armed Knobbery or Public Incocksuckation?
Jeb: Ha! Both.
Jeb: Campus police caught her blowing one of her professors in the parking lot. She's down in county lockup... prolly likin' some stank-ass prison guard snatch.
BillyBob: Did they charge her with Armed Knobbery or Public Incocksuckation?
Jeb: Ha! Both.
Armed Knobbery by The Shizifist May 25, 2011
Knobber Nugget
When an individual is giving their partner head in the sixty-nine position and all of a sudden they see a dingle berry.
Brad “Why did you get up and stop?”
Shelly “I was into it until I saw your knobber nugget. Now get up and wash your ass.”
Shelly “I was into it until I saw your knobber nugget. Now get up and wash your ass.”
Knobber Nugget by Hamsterjam April 7, 2019
Pocket Knobber
Pocket Knobber by Mcjaffs April 12, 2010
steak and knobber day
every march 20th as celebrated in san diego is steak and knobber day. it is the opposite of valentines day for men. HE is to recieve a griled steak and knobber from wife/girlfriend. not necessarly in that order and its been told a real stud gets both at the same time.
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Honey did you know that today is march 20th, steak and knobber day? i think my wife is more excited than i am about steak and knobber day.
steak and knobber day by Robert M Heil March 24, 2008
Knobert Whoredrey
#1: "See! There's even a term for them! I'm not the only one who calls them Pitchforkers!"
#2:"I guess..."
#3:"Wait, how old is that Urban Dictionary term?"
#2:"20 minutes old"
#3:"Son of a bitch."
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#3:"Wait, how old is that Urban Dictionary term?"
#2:"20 minutes old"
#3:"Son of a bitch."
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Knobert Whoredrey by SlightlyUptight October 28, 2013
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