Definitions by EZ54321

Belgian Wiffle

The act of playing a Wiffleball game on an hot Atlanta day…in the nude.

It’s 100 degrees in the shade before the humidity. Or as Ash man Ash hotdog hotdog calls it, Belgian Wiffle time!

Belgian Wiffle by EZ54321 June 6, 2026

Randall 

To irreversibly jinx something/someone that was on the rise. To mush. To hex. To use your power of the dick trick to ruin lives and destroy your friends’ happiness.

The Deacs season was going so well till Shawn (not misspelled) decided to randall them with his presence.

Randall by EZ54321 February 27, 2025

Knipfglected

Accepting an invite to an event from your superior. Then standing them up using nonsensical excuses.

Jason: “I can’t believe you’re not coming with me after you told me you would.”
Mike: “You were serious about that?! My bad.”
Jason: “I feel so Knipfglected.”

Knipfglected by EZ54321 February 11, 2023

Uni-vag 

Big enough to hold every galussy.

Did you see Matt scream at that tiny bug the other day? What a Uni-vag.

Uni-vag by EZ54321 July 16, 2022

Knifpicking 

Verb: the act of diminishing perfectly good nosh that a detail has brought by suggesting they should have brought something else…while eating that nosh.

MK: (while eating the chips): “Did you bring in these chips?”
AZ: “Yes. I thought you’d enjoy them.”
MK: (still eating them): “I would if they were cheddar flavored.”
AZ: “Man, you’re just knifpicking.”

Knifpicking by EZ54321 March 31, 2022

Boeri 

A person who is so beloved that you cannot help but to hug them every time they walk through the door.

I didn’t want to hug Richard but he’s such a boeri that I had no control of my body and had to.

Boeri by EZ54321 February 15, 2022

lawded 

//verb// to drop not so subtle hints that you are more into your spouse’s old college buddy (the one with the great hair) then him/her.

SR: “Man, my wife totally lawded me again last night.”
CE: “Yeah?”
SR: “All I did was mention the Deacs score and she was all…’That reminds me, I wonder what Tarver’s been up to? Have you heard from him lately, honey?’”
CE: “Man that’s cold.”

lawded by EZ54321 February 14, 2022