Knibb

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To fondle children.

Meagh, I Knibbed him. Only 8 he was.

Knibb by spunko November 28, 2003

kibbles and bits

Poop trapped in one's ass and discovered while fingering or fucking someone.

Damn, his ass had all kinds of kibbles and bits when I fingered his hole.

kibbles and bits by Preluder August 20, 2006

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simp (kibbe version)

Simp (Kibbewater version) is a guy willing to donate a lot of money to pokimane

pokimane (or asian kbob): *exist*
kibbewater: hi take wallet im so simp (kibbe version)

simp (kibbe version) by sissyBussy November 14, 2020

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knobbsy

A fat sloth who lives his life lying on a couch, slowly stewing in his own filth.

Q: Where's knobbsy? A: He's in Trefeg.

knobbsy by Knobbsfan April 12, 2008

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Kibbed

When something is not right. People feeling hurt, ill or not well. Object that is broken, not working or in need of repair.

I drank to much last night, I'm Kibbed. I hurt my back lifting weights, it's Kibbed. Look at that broken down car, it's Kibbed.

Kibbed by Dr. Al Lard May 12, 2021

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nibble on the kibble

to devour a mans penis and balls as their homosexual lover

Lincoln likes to go home after a hard day at work and nibble on the kibble

nibble on the kibble by Macktown July 10, 2018

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knibbo

A dude who steals your woman because he's better looking than you.

Damn G, that dude got my girl. He's a straight up knibbo!

knibbo by Karen Riviera September 6, 2007

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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