22 definitions by Macktown
by Macktown February 17, 2018
Ending up in emergency after drinking oneself to borderline death and requiring various vitamins and fluids and a catheter inserted as so one can recover without moving from their bed
Man, Buck got so fucking lights out Saturday he ended up on fluids in hospital copping some catheter sex
by Macktown November 28, 2018
in a state of high level alcohol intoxication, it is to face plant on ones face while descending a set of stairs
David's face looks like a piece of Salami man! I heard he pulled out the scorpion stance while he was munted and on holidays in France
by Macktown July 15, 2018
by Macktown February 17, 2018
Diarrhea caused by an upset stomach. The resultant sloppy anus will need terry-towling rather than toilet paper to clean it up.
Elsie know she would be alright once the bug passed but until then she would need a touch of the terry.
by Macktown November 21, 2018
I tell you man...I'm not sure the last time someone has done Ali, it's been that long the thing may have sealed over. We're talking a serious case of Thatcher snatch dude!
by Macktown July 18, 2018
The habit of telling the same lie/story to work colleagues/friends to avoid work or any duty deemed undesirable.
George: Anyone seen Vince today?
Andrew: Mate the cunt said one of his family is endpointing again. Itβs probably bullshit though and he is just boywolfing again.
Andrew: Mate the cunt said one of his family is endpointing again. Itβs probably bullshit though and he is just boywolfing again.
by Macktown July 31, 2019

