kibbles and bits

Poop trapped in one's ass and discovered while fingering or fucking someone.

Damn, his ass had all kinds of kibbles and bits when I fingered his hole.

by Preluder August 20, 2006

kibbles and bits

The bits of shit that escape from an anus because the sphincter has become so distended - be it from anal sex or other activities - that it can no longer retain feces.

John gets fucked in the ass so much he leaves a trail of kibbles and bits wherever he goes

by Mr Fantabulous September 23, 2006

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kibbles and bits

Slang for scraps of crack rocks, as an alluson to the dog food. Often as picked out of the carpet.

He was so strung out he was smoking kibbles and bits off the floor, though it was probably drywall.

by Zyklon-B February 14, 2004

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n.

1. a food most commonly taken in small quantities; a finger food
2. collectively used to describe something of little importance
3. a brand name dog food (aka Kibble'n'Bits)
4. the male genitalia encompassing both the penis (kibble) and the testicles

1. Did you try the sausage? Not bad for kibble and bits.
2. I really couldn't care less. It's really all kibble and bits anyway.
3. He has the biggest kibble and bits of any man I've had.
4. Why did you buy this cheap dog food? You know he only eats Kibble'n'Bits.

by lbjames January 10, 2004

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Kibbles and Bits

A reference to a male dog's genitalia, sometimes used to describe the act of having sex with a dog.

Jim: I feel so sick after those Kibbles and Bits I had for breakfast.
Bob: Maybe you shouldn't eat dog food.
Jim: No, that's not it. My dick hurts cause i fucked my dog this morning.

by mofoshoyo May 14, 2009

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