Knelp 

A combination of fear and anxiety that closely resembles anticipation, but is separate in the fact that it is usually a negative and often considered an implacable or unnamable emotion.

“Did you see that image of the plug that looked like it was about to fit in a pig’s nose?”
“Yeah, my knelp was through the roof.”

Knelp by BitchGotMeShook April 13, 2019

kelp juice 

a drink that turns you into a furry

mr.krabs drinks the fuck out of that kelp juice, Oh YEAH MR>KRABS

kelp juice by Krazyman50 September 21, 2017

Robert Knepper 

Actor that plays the sexy Theodore Bagwell from Prison Break.

I want Robert Knepper to roleplay as Theodore Bagwell and fuck me!

Robert Knepper by ilovetbag January 21, 2009

Kelpa 

A basic bitch that thinks Theyr the shit. Fake Gucci belt, tiktok thirst traps, using Snapchat filters intentionally, fake blonde straight hair, highlight of their life is getting 20th place at cheer nationals, doing the same pose on their Instagram with Theyr back arched at a 90 degree angle and their hand in the air, spacing their name out on Instagram letter by letter

She’s kelpin ong😂 she’s such a kelpa

Kelpa by bootyjoody636483 February 21, 2022

kneepad of the year 

An award in southern NH presented each year to the local girl who seems to have given head to an awful lot of guys "in the family" during that year. The memorial plaque resides just outside of Nashua, NH and is updated yearly.

I was at some retarded party with drunk hicks. There was this fucking golden kneepad on the wall with my name on it under "1997-1998"...for Kneepad of the Year!...come to think of it...i WAS on my knees a lot that year!

kneepad of the year by omen8 productions January 4, 2007

Kneippism

Treating disease by walking on wet grass.

Fhaul, Time's Barron: "will he use kneippism to treat himself?"

Aruu: "No, washing away diseases will never wash your inner problems"

Gatelord: "It'll only make it worse if you can't find the way."

Kneippism by Star Spire June 17, 2018

Trouble Kelp 

A badass character in the Artemis Fowl book series. At the start of the series he is Captain, but is promoted to Major and eventually to Commander. He apparently changed his name to Trouble at his manhood ceremony, having just been accepted into the Lower Elements Police (LEP) Academy. He is Grub Kelp's older brother. Trouble is mentioned throughout the series, and in some books there are a few pages (chapters, in the case of The Arctic Incident) told from his point of view.

"LEPRetrieval One were the best and the brightest. It was every little fairy's dream that one day he would grow up to don the stealth-black jumpsuit of the Retrieval commandos. These were the elite. Trouble was their middle name. In the case of Captain Trouble Kelp, trouble was actually his first name" (Colfer 184).

Trouble Kelp by dreamsofspain December 31, 2009