kelping

To be in an enough of an inebriated state to sway and rock in the manner of sea kelp

Dude!! that weed had me totally kelping

by wait what huh February 23, 2008

kelping

Similar to felching, but with an animal.

Guy: I caught some punk kelping my Pug! Lud: Why a Pug? Guy:Well if you saw the equipment on him, it was the only bree of dog he could do! Lud: well , I guess that's true, because my skinny little prick could only fit in such a small dog,that's why I have one!

by kelpsmom April 02, 2005

kelp

an undersea cabbage.

i swam amongst kelp in the sea.

by eug [the almighty kelp] February 10, 2004

Kelping

To have intercourse with a man, covered in kelp, to create the illusion of being a kelp monster. Whenever the girl attempts to scream or moan, the man slaps her with his kelp hands.

Mike was kelping Chelsea on Saturday. He kelped her up, down, sideways, all across town and back.

by Bronos September 01, 2015

kelp

A conversation made up entirely of dead birds...

Joe: That movie was amazing!

Sam: Sure, if you've got a map of it.

Joe: But the kelp is really green this year.

Sam: I like barbecue.

...and the conversation continues like this until someone screams or the world explodes.

by Jack the fridge monkey July 08, 2010

kelp

Used in place of cool, chill, ok, etc.

Does 6:30 sound good to meet up?
Yah, kelp.

by B Fair May 11, 2008

Kelp

Low grade Marijuana that is stringy and inexplicably moist like someone sprinkled water on it.

Hey that bag of kelp you sold me didn't even get me high.

by jerkschicken July 03, 2010