Kelping

To have intercourse with a man, covered in kelp, to create the illusion of being a kelp monster. Whenever the girl attempts to scream or moan, the man slaps her with his kelp hands.

Mike was kelping Chelsea on Saturday. He kelped her up, down, sideways, all across town and back.

Kelping by Bronos September 1, 2015

kelping

To be in an enough of an inebriated state to sway and rock in the manner of sea kelp

Dude!! that weed had me totally kelping

kelping by wait what huh February 23, 2008

kelping

Similar to felching, but with an animal.

Guy: I caught some punk kelping my Pug! Lud: Why a Pug? Guy:Well if you saw the equipment on him, it was the only bree of dog he could do! Lud: well , I guess that's true, because my skinny little prick could only fit in such a small dog,that's why I have one!

kelping by kelpsmom April 2, 2005

kelping

Term used for when the intention of a message is entirely missed and the response given is of no resemblance to the first spoken phrase

An example of using the verb kelping

Person 1: (any text here)
Person 2: Ooh, it's the firecrackers.
Person 1: What? Are you on drugs again?
Person 2: Sorry, i kelped!

kelping by ciqc May 25, 2024

Keeping it 55th street 

Keeping it real; being upfront and honest.

"Keeping it 55th street with you, chief-- I don't think my friend Muna fucks with you."

Keeping it 55th street by ausdeb November 24, 2021

keeping tabs 

To watch a person or a situation carefully so that you always know what they are doing or what is happening.

"Why is he still your friend on Facebook?"

"I'm just keeping tabs on him in case he starts talking to another girl."

keeping tabs by LovingThis92 December 30, 2011

Keeping Up with Thursday 

An alternative to 'keeping up with the joneses', although hardly used in the common English lexicon. Other examples include--

A) In expression, used to describe surprise and happiness for the end of the week - Friday, a day in which school is typically over, or for those in work. It can be used also for Thursday itself, for people waiting for the week to be over.

B) A title for a popular webcomic of the same name, about two mousethieves in London with a knack for stealing. The title stems from the fact that the main character, Patrick, was known as the 'Thursday Thief', for his crimes coincidentally happening on that day. Hence, people are trying to 'keep up with Thursday.'

C) A term used to describe the end result of an orgasm during sexual intercourse; the success of a wonderful night in bed with your mate and/or lover. Commonly used in the United Kingdom, though included in the United States in some instances.

This is it--- this is it... Why, I... I... Oh goodness, my love! I can't believe it! I have been keeping up with Thursday! HA HA, this is delicious!

Keeping Up with Thursday by Salamander Ferret May 30, 2011