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Sometimes crispy. Sometimes moist. Either way she has a bazillion and one daddies.

See Also : Sea Cabbage
I want someone to buy me things..

So become a kelpy!
Kelpy by toastie724 November 17, 2017
Words you can keep
A rank boggle eyed dog that deserves to be guffed upon.
"That kelpy is absolutely rancid, as is talby!"
Kelpy by Rankman December 12, 2009
Man i tried to kelpy my way into the game
Kelpy by Mottz November 5, 2022
Kelpy someone whos not very active but is very cool and poggers! :D
Yo Is that kelpy!, they are so cool! :D
Kelpy! by Carrie's Satan April 25, 2021

Kelpy G. 

A character in SpongeBob SquarePants who prodices the best smooth jazz you have ever heard. Also has awesome hair
Bro did u hear that new Kelpy G. Song it's lit.
Kelpy G. by Kelpygirl88 April 25, 2016
The god of jazz, Kelpy G is the unsung hero of Spongebob Squarepants. Kelpy G's music will sooth your body and soul. The cult of Kelpy G is usually associated with this character, the cult aims to bring Kelpy G to every boy and girl, no LGBT though because Kelpy G hates libtards. Kelpy G spends his time on his TV show, and he also performs for the smellies. Kelpy G is the absolute best character in the Spongeoverse. Kelpy G is an avid supporter of Pro Life and Pro Guns, he usually appears at anti-lgbt and anti-liberal rallies
Have you heard Smooth Jazz by Kelpy G?
Yes, i love that song
Kelpy G by BobbyBBob April 12, 2019
The best smooth jazz artist known to man. First appearing in an episode of spongebob, although he has lived on well after his appearance on the show. He is now worshipped in a variety of ways; most notably the “Cult of Kelpy G.” Also you like jazz???
I just got done worshipping our lord and savior, Kelpy G, at the church of smooth jazz.
Kelpy G by Kreggery May 6, 2018
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
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