Kelpy

Sometimes crispy. Sometimes moist. Either way she has a bazillion and one daddies.

See Also : Sea Cabbage

I want someone to buy me things..

So become a kelpy!

by toastie724 November 17, 2017

Kelpy

A rank boggle eyed dog that deserves to be guffed upon.

"That kelpy is absolutely rancid, as is talby!"

by Rankman December 12, 2009

Kelpy

A fake wannabe pimp.

Man i tried to kelpy my way into the game

by Mottz November 5, 2022

Kelpy!

Kelpy someone whos not very active but is very cool and poggers! :D

Yo Is that kelpy!, they are so cool! :D

by Carrie's Satan April 25, 2021

Kelpy G.

A character in SpongeBob SquarePants who prodices the best smooth jazz you have ever heard. Also has awesome hair

Bro did u hear that new Kelpy G. Song it's lit.

by Kelpygirl88 April 25, 2016

Kelpy G

The god of jazz, Kelpy G is the unsung hero of Spongebob Squarepants. Kelpy G's music will sooth your body and soul. The cult of Kelpy G is usually associated with this character, the cult aims to bring Kelpy G to every boy and girl, no LGBT though because Kelpy G hates libtards. Kelpy G spends his time on his TV show, and he also performs for the smellies. Kelpy G is the absolute best character in the Spongeoverse. Kelpy G is an avid supporter of Pro Life and Pro Guns, he usually appears at anti-lgbt and anti-liberal rallies

Have you heard Smooth Jazz by Kelpy G?
Yes, i love that song

by BobbyBBob April 12, 2019

Kelpy G

The best smooth jazz artist known to man. First appearing in an episode of spongebob, although he has lived on well after his appearance on the show. He is now worshipped in a variety of ways; most notably the “Cult of Kelpy G.” Also you like jazz???

I just got done worshipping our lord and savior, Kelpy G, at the church of smooth jazz.

by Kreggery May 6, 2018