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One who lacks the mental capacity to know he is being used. A fool. A cretin. Characterized by low intelligence and/or self-steem.
That tool dosen't even know she's just using him.
by tt February 18, 2003

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A dangerous combination of massive obesity and stupidity.
Try losing some weight you fat fuck.
by tt April 02, 2003

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The most powerful Jedi to ever grace the order. His wisdom and knowledge of the force was unmatched. His skills with the lightsaber was only equaled by the strength of his force lightning. Trainer of Darth Tyrannus and Luke Skywalker
900 years old...and still fuck you up I can.
by tt March 06, 2003

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One of the few respectable rappers out there. Lyrics are usually hilarious.
You can catch me in Rome, mac'in some broads and stickin' 'em, while you'll be at home, pickin' yo boogars and flickin 'em.
by tt October 22, 2003

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A member of a crowd with no originality or voice of his own. One who speaks or repeats only what he has been told. A tool. A cretin.
"Ya think he'll do it?"
"He's a lemming, he'll do anything he's told."
by tt February 18, 2003

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Greatest martial artist of all time.
Be formless, shapeless, like water. Now, you put water into a cup, it becomes the cup. You put it into a bottle it becomes the bottle. You put it into a teapot, it becomes the teapot. Now, water can flow or crash. Be water my friend
by tt September 18, 2003

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An insignificant amount of money. Money that can be easily disposed with.
Don't worry about that million, its chump change.
by tt February 15, 2003

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