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Klope has an unknown origin and no one is quite sure what it means exactly, however, it is often used in the sence of stealing. Klope or klop is mostly used in Norway as the pronouciation is rather different, like "Keh-loh-peh" said quickly. It can be used as "stealing" or in the sense that you'll mess someone up, as shown in the second example.
I'll klope your kebab twat!

I'm gonna klop you fam!
Klope by Bagmannu February 28, 2017
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Kloosed Up 

When you kloos something up, you royally screwed up beyond any worldly means.

Thus other terms like "Kloostrophe", were born.
*notable trivia*
The Electric Light Orchestra's 1979 hit song "Don't Bring Me Down",
(correct lyrics)
I'll tell you once more before I get off the floor
Don't bring me down
Don't bring me down, Kloos
Don't bring me down, Kloos
Don't bring me down, Kloos
Don't bring me down.
I knew this was Kloosed up, as soon as that ginger got his hands on it.
Kloosed Up by Professor Marcellus December 5, 2020

abel klose 

Abel Klose is a faggot who loves sucking dick and taking it in the ass. He's also railing kids in warzone and real life when he occasionally gets the chance.
Abel Klose makes my uncle look like a saint
abel klose by anonymous August 20, 2022
a strange person. be it in physical appearence or in the way they act.
Man that guy James is a real klopek.
klopek by eric March 28, 2003
a Klouse is very hot and very smart in a way. Many ladies love to look at his very brown eyes and he may be a little smart when it comes to school. Watch him move during school and you'll be amazed.
Girl1: Oh my God, Klouse looks so hot!!
Girl2: Yeah. He's dreamy. I want to ask him out!!
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