Klope

Klope has an unknown origin and no one is quite sure what it means exactly, however, it is often used in the sence of stealing. Klope or klop is mostly used in Norway as the pronouciation is rather different, like "Keh-loh-peh" said quickly. It can be used as "stealing" or in the sense that you'll mess someone up, as shown in the second example.

I'll klope your kebab twat!

I'm gonna klop you fam!

by Bagmannu February 28, 2017

Klope

The best and purest father-daughter relationship from the show The Originals. (Klaus Mikaelson) and (Hope Mikaelson) they deserved so much better.

Person: did you see the series finale of the originals?

Me: yes, I’ll forever miss my Klope babies

by theoriviginals May 10, 2019

klope

To compliment someone without knowing what they look like
-similar to brown-nosing
-can be used in similar scenarios

(I created this word because I couldn't think of a word to use for it in a conversation)

Jacob: "My mum is a cunt."
Sam: "She's pretty though!"
Jacob: "You haven't even met her, you kloper!"

by rogueweatherman July 11, 2017

Leslie Knope

If she were real, she would definitely become the first woman president. For real.

Leslie Knope: Why would anyone eat anything besides breakfast food?
Ron Swanson: People are idiots, Leslie.

by ilikegagging July 9, 2018

Kloie

Kloie is the most draw dropping person you will ever meet.She is funny.smart quit loud but she is very nice when your on her good side if you know a Kloie you are very lucky. She hates being left out and alone. Once you get her as a friend you need to keep her. She will steal your heart in a few seconds. She is cool and fun to hangout with. But dont let her fool you if you get on her bad side you better get on the other side of her right away she is sassy and stuburn but she cant be mad for long. If you know a Kloie you need to get her as a friend or keep her as one. She is also a amazing friend, she is athletic and loves animals.Kloie is a keeper.

Person1- who is that girl
Person2-thats kloie
Person 2-she is great
Person 1-Note taken

by Star is great May 21, 2018

Klopptch

1.) To perform a spectacular act under pressure with extreme success (See clutch)

2.) To Photoshop to where it look eerily real

Wow, you did a double backflip on the trampoline while taking off your shirt? That's so Klopptch.

by SoccerFiend07 August 17, 2011

Klepentomaniac

Someone who has irrestible urges to take writing implements. Klepentomania is a common disorder, and its sufferers are frequently accused of being "pen thieves" when they can't help what they're doing because they are attracted to the ownership of the perfect pen.

That woman is a Klepentomaniac.

by Robbo_HarveySpectre September 8, 2019