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A slang for klonopin a sedative Anixety medicine
Aye foo I’m rolling off the Klons right now feeling relaxed as fuck
Klon by $pooki December 20, 2017
Words you can keep
As in Klon'dyke' = Which means a lesbian shorthand!
She's an f'in klondyke if any you've ever seen one
Klon by Alfie_G October 7, 2005
Related Words
The definition of klon is a Geen Yuhs
Bro klon is a geen yuhs
Klon by randomfromnyc March 6, 2022

Klon Jinn 

It's simple, he doesn't exist.
1. The magic calculator said so.
2. 2 to 1, it's unanimous.
3. 3 to 1 (if you count the calculator)
Klon Jinn by Mr. Common Sense December 11, 2004

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Klonopinions

When a person has taken Klonopin and has very strong opinions about various subjects, but these strong opinions keep changing as the night goes on because the person cannot remember what he or she was talking about.
Joey had so many klonopinions last night that I had to leave the Lag Wagon show early. Joey Cape is very Klonopinionated
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