Alfie_G's definitions

Pig

A pig = A pint of lager

Excuse me barman could i have a pig please....

by Alfie_G October 9, 2005

Klon

As in Klon'dyke' = Which means a lesbian shorthand!

She's an f'in klondyke if any you've ever seen one

by Alfie_G October 7, 2005

Creamy Cream Creamed

Creamy Cream Creamed = Get fucked, smashed out of your head, getting pissed... Absolutely creamed...!

I'm gonna get absolutely fuckin creamy cream creamed...

by Alfie_G October 7, 2005

Dump Wank

Dump Wank = Literally and physically to dump wank...
Basically a five knuckle truffle shuffle amalgamated with a mark hurd...

Having wank when your having a shit!!!
Dump wank

by Alfie_G October 7, 2005

Frap

A Frap = To have a wank
To have a five knuckle truffle shuffle

Can't come to the pub mate gonna have a frap.

I had 5 fraps today.

Morning Frap.

by Alfie_G October 7, 2005

Supergash

Supergash = Super shit

Your tash is supergash... roddy!!!

by Alfie_G October 7, 2005

jemba jemba

to find a little jemba jemba, a bargain, something you were sought after

to find a product or something that you were after ie: a bargain or especially a CD which gives maximum satisfaction and little money when purchased!!! or maybe a little 'jemba jemba of a website'

by Alfie_G October 6, 2005