Koenker is a
person who must consume
alcohol, usually in
large quantities, whenever possible. Koenker also seeks out others like themselves, especially their significant other. The excessive drinking is to try and camoflage their asshole personality and lack of people skills.
Look at that koenker overthere,
wasted and acting the asshole again; I wish they wouldn't drink here anymore.
Look at that loud mouth koenker overthere, treating everyone like
shit again.
Looks like Koenker finally found a boyfriend that can keep up with her, I
bet they get married!