Koenker is a person who must consume alcohol, usually in
large quantities, whenever possible. Koenker also seeks out others like themselves, especially their significant other. The excessive drinking is to try and camoflage their asshole
personality and lack of people
skills.
Look at that koenker overthere, wasted and acting the asshole again; I wish they wouldn't
drink here anymore.
Look at that loud
mouth koenker overthere, treating everyone like shit again.
Looks like Koenker finally found a boyfriend that can keep up with her, I
bet they get married!