Koenker is a person who must consume
alcohol, usually in large quantities, whenever possible. Koenker also seeks out others
like themselves, especially their significant other. The excessive drinking is to try and camoflage their asshole
personality and lack of people skills.
Look at that koenker overthere,
wasted and acting the asshole again; I wish they wouldn't drink here anymore.
Look at that loud mouth koenker overthere, treating everyone like shit again.
Looks
like Koenker finally found a boyfriend that can keep up with her, I bet they
get married!