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koenkie is a synonym for cookie, koenkie is used in the dutch language by dumb teenagers with no life :)
Dante: "GRISA, mag ik een KOENKIE?"
koenkie by River_styles April 21, 2021
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The healthiest thing there is
Also said to make one taller
person 1; 'I had a koenkie today'
person 2; 'oh my, you're so healthy'
koenkie by Koenkie lover April 21, 2021
A very unhealthy thing. It's eatable, but very unhealthy. Many people warn others that these are unhealthy.
Adinda! That koenkie is just UNhealthy.
Koenkies are unhealthy, we call it a fact Adinda.
Koenkie by Smurfaap May 12, 2021
A very unhealthy thing. Many people warn others for the unhealthyness of these things. Should not be used for eating.
Adinda! That koenkie is very UNhealthy.
Koenkies are unhealthy, and that's a fact Adinda
Koenkie by Smurfaap May 12, 2021

koenkering

A person who befriends their boss then uses personal information gained in the friendship to get their boss fired so they can have that position. A person who is always looking to advance themselves by using personal information to steal a job.
I can't stand Barbra, she is constantly koenkering her friends to get their jobs.

Q: Where is Gary?

A: He is meeting with Barbra's supervisor koenkering his way to the top again.

Q: Why are you packing up your stuff?

A: Lee was at it again, koenkering his way through the ranks by stealing my job
koenkering by Ragnar Yendor June 17, 2013
Koenker is a person who must consume alcohol, usually in large quantities, whenever possible. Koenker also seeks out others like themselves, especially their significant other. The excessive drinking is to try and camoflage their asshole personality and lack of people skills.
Look at that koenker overthere, wasted and acting the asshole again; I wish they wouldn't drink here anymore.

Look at that loud mouth koenker overthere, treating everyone like shit again.

Looks like Koenker finally found a boyfriend that can keep up with her, I bet they get married!
Koenker by Ragnar Yendor August 31, 2013
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