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Klinket

The name for all metal money in all board games.
The production quality of this board game is excellent. Feel the heft of those klinkets. I bet you could kill a man with a bag full of those!
by Hazmatic November 15, 2017
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pj klinker

(noun) a poop that falls out of one's pajama leg
Ginger, the dog, followed granny closely down the hall so she could snarf up the old lady's pj klinker.
by whatta dame September 4, 2010
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klinkers

Small, hard and encrusted lumps of shit that form around the anal opening that cause immense pain when a person sits down.
That old tramp hasn't washed in months, I bet he has klinkers. Dirty old sod!
by Jon October 10, 2004
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klinker

Word originating from a 17th century Dutch colony of what is now upstate New York. The town cobbler (who lived a quiet life) was observed one day at the local inn as he quaffed a pint of beer in less than a few seconds and, quietly placing the empty pint on the inn's counter, returned to work quietly in his shop. The cobbler's name was Matthias Von Klinker. Ever since, to Klinker a beer is to drink it very quickly without all the ridiculous glitz and show of a frat-boy beer-bonging.
I grabbed two beers - one for Mac, one for me. I looked down only to pop the top off of mine and when I looked up, Mac had Klinkered his and was ready for another.
by deek3241 October 5, 2006
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Kinkette

A kinky girl; similar to kinkstress. Ussually more on the young and cute side, as opposed to hot. Similar to pimpette in its derivation.
She wanted her B/F to tie her up and blindfold her. What a little kinkette.
by WestCoastLisa March 1, 2006
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Klinkers the gay lion

"Klinkers" is the gay lion, so called because of his huge, shaggy mess of hair. He can be seen stalking the O2 store
Did you see Klinkers the gay lion today?

Yeah, he offered me a bum and a Blackberry
by Lou_beck May 23, 2010
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CRUSTY KLINKER

WHEN YOU TAKE A SHIT AND DONT WIPE YOUR ARSE PROPERLY AND IT LEAVES BITS OF SHIT HANGING FROM YOUR ARSE HAIR, AKA SPIDER MONKEYS.
DUDE, WHEN YOU BENT OVER TO MOON THAT OLD WOMEN I COULD SEE A FEW CRUSTY KLINKERS HANGING FROM YOUR ASS.
by CESC MACHINE March 26, 2010
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