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pj klinker
Ginger, the dog, followed granny closely down the hall so she could snarf up the old lady's pj klinker.
pj klinker by whatta dame September 4, 2010
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klinker
Word originating from a 17th century Dutch colony of what is now upstate New York. The town cobbler (who lived a quiet life) was observed one day at the local inn as he quaffed a pint of beer in less than a few seconds and, quietly placing the empty pint on the inn's counter, returned to work quietly in his shop. The cobbler's name was Matthias Von Klinker. Ever since, to Klinker a beer is to drink it very quickly without all the ridiculous glitz and show of a frat-boy beer-bonging.
Kinkette
A kinky girl; similar to kinkstress. Ussually more on the young and cute side, as opposed to hot. Similar to pimpette in its derivation.
Kinkette by WestCoastLisa March 1, 2006
Klinkers the gay lion
"Klinkers" is the gay lion, so called because of his huge, shaggy mess of hair. He can be seen stalking the O2 store
Klinkers the gay lion by Lou_beck May 23, 2010
CRUSTY KLINKER
WHEN YOU TAKE A SHIT AND DONT WIPE YOUR ARSE PROPERLY AND IT LEAVES BITS OF SHIT HANGING FROM YOUR ARSE HAIR, AKA SPIDER MONKEYS.
DUDE, WHEN YOU BENT OVER TO MOON THAT OLD WOMEN I COULD SEE A FEW CRUSTY KLINKERS HANGING FROM YOUR ASS.
CRUSTY KLINKER by CESC MACHINE March 26, 2010
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