WestCoastLisa's definitions

Oyster Ditch

Vagina; Possibly inspired by the alleged resmblance between a pussy and an oyster. This term, along with several others, was popularized by the Bloodhound Gang song, "Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo" (F-U-C-K in Phoenetics).
*Not a term one would use in serious conversation

"Cattle prod the oyster ditch with the lap rocket" -"Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo"
or
Jack: Did you do her up the ass?
Marc: no, but she let me have some of the oyster ditch

by WestCoastLisa January 3, 2006

Butterface Boy

The male form of Butterface. A butterface is a girl on which everything looks nice "but her face (butterface)". Because no clever play on words exists for males fitting this criteria, a boy with a nice body, but unfortunate face, is referred to as a butterface boy. Cute huh?

Jane is a complete butterface. She has such a nice body, but her face is tragic. But seriously, you should see her boyfriend- He's built like an abercrombie model, but his face looks like he fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch. He's a butterface boy.

by WestCoastLisa January 5, 2006

Boy Crying

That odd thing that boys do when they want to cry, but feel like they cannot becuase they are boys. They sort of turn away and pretend to be tired, or have something in their eye, or be rubbing out a headache. It's both sad and a bit funny to watch. Sometimes it works to get sympathy, tho they ussually do not intend this.

I was upset and had a serious conversation with my boyfriend, Jake. I told him that he has no direction in his life. I realized I was being too harsh when he started boy crying. It was very sad.

Sam got hit in the nuts with a baseball, and he started boy crying as he ran away.

by WestCoastLisa January 23, 2006

Adoraful

(Uh-D`or-ih-ful) An adjective describing a person who is ludicrously adorable, but also has deeper attributes, such as an endearing personality and overwhelming charm. Less innocent than cuteiful.
"Adoraful" is derived from the combination of "beautiful" and "adorable", although "beautiful" does not as strongly influence the definition (it simply makes it sound cuter).
Adoraful can also be used as a noun, and is especially cute when used to describe a guy.

Girl: "Jimmy was dancing down the hallway, listening to his iPod, and when I walked by, he grabbed my arms and spun me around, then danced away, lip-syncing. He was soooo adoraful."

Girl: "Jimmy is such an adoraful."

by WestCoastLisa January 23, 2006

Cuteiful

(K`yoo-tih-full) Common alternate spelling of cutiful. A person who is cute, with a beautiful personality. Often innocent and widley liked by peers.

Sam took Britney to a carnival for Valentines Day. They are so cuteiful.
or
Jenifer started crying when she saw the guy she liked hook up with another girl. It would have been annoying except that she is undeniabley cuteiful.

by WestCoastLisa January 23, 2006

Parkside

The absolute hottest dorm on the USC campus (and USC is a seriously hot campus). Low profile, but nonetheless filled with SC's finest hard core partiers, rich whores, and overall insanely gorgeous people. Do not come to parkside, unless you want to see how inadequite you are.

Person (not from parkside): I saw those Parkside bitches, and now I realize how much I suck. I'm gonna kill myself.

by WestCoastLisa January 23, 2006

Paseo

Large out door mall in Pasadena, Ca. The stores are aimed at conservative women married to rich attorneys, but Paseo tends to be crawling with their sons and daughters instead- ussually free spirited scene kids chillin' and wearing awesome pants (from urban outfitters). That's pasadena for you.

Mr. and Mrs. Madison just dropped Laura off at paseo in their Lexus. Laura is wearing tight pants and vitage jewelry as she chills and pretends not to know her parents.

by WestCoastLisa January 26, 2006