Definitions by WestCoastLisa

Headphone Malfunction

When you have headphones (often ipod headphones) in your ears, and they unexpectedly get yanked out, causing shock, trauma, and disorientaion for a breif moment. Not a pleasant experience.

I was walking down the hall, and my headphones got caught on a door handle and yanked out. I was like "Oh my God, headphone malfunction!"

Headphone Malfunction by WestCoastLisa June 27, 2006

Teenage Waif 

Any of several teenagers seen sitting on the side walk, loitering in a park, generally hanging around in public places at all hours as if they have no home. They often travel in groups, and pool their money to buy snacks. They ussually have distinctive fashon senses, and sometimes wealthy parents whom they reject, or who have cut them off. These beautiful children of the streets need little to survive- only each others company.
*Derived from the urban waifs of the early 20th century.

Today I saw a bunch of hot kids wandering around santa monica. They didnt have purses or shopping bags, and they are there all the time, so I assumed they were teenage waifs.

Sarah didnt get a job, and her mom wouldn't give her money, so she decided to join the teenage waifs for the summer and sit around the park all day.

Teenage Waif by WestCoastLisa June 22, 2006

Ag

Alternate spelling of the word Agg. A word that kids from the OC use because they are too Ag to say "cool". The word Ag can be used to replaces pretty much any slang, for example: cool, awesome, badass, sweet, and even some negative words like shit, fuck, or damn it.

"We're getting pizza? Oh, Ag! I love pizza! Pizza is so Ag!"
or on the negative side, "Ag me, the pizza place is closed." and "The pizza place is closed all next week? Oh Ag."

Ag by WestCoastLisa June 11, 2006

Jacobellis

To embarassingly sabatoge one's own chance at success moments before acheivement by becoming overly confident and showing off. Derived from U.S. snowboarder Lindsay Jacobellis' tumble at the 2006 Olympics.

Jimmy pulled a major Jacobellis the other day. He was almost at the finish line for the 400 meter, then he started dancing, and tripped. The other runners stepped on him, and he came in last. Poor Jimmy.

Jacobellis by WestCoastLisa March 1, 2006

Kinkstress 

A kinky girl. A mistress of kink. Similar to "Pimpstress" in its derivation. Ussually more on the hot side, as opposaed to cute.

She wanted her B/F to bite her all over her neck and arms. What a kinkstress.

Kinkstress by WestCoastLisa March 1, 2006

Kinkette 

A kinky girl; similar to kinkstress. Ussually more on the young and cute side, as opposed to hot. Similar to pimpette in its derivation.

She wanted her B/F to tie her up and blindfold her. What a little kinkette.

Kinkette by WestCoastLisa March 1, 2006

-widow

A girl who is frequently neglected by her boyfriend becuase of any given extracurricular activity of his.
Examples-
Rock Widow: Girl whose boyfriend never spends time with her becuase he is with his band
Frat Widow: Girl whose boyfriend is always at his frat house
Weed Widow: Girl whose BF spends 90% of his life smoking weed
Track Widow: Girl whose BF trains for track constantly
Pre-Med Widow: Girl whose BF is premed and therefore always studying
Cock Widow: Girl whose BF is secretly gay and gettin' cock

Susie: Bryan can't go to prom with me. He's gonna be in Baja for a surf competition.
Betsie: Hah, Surf Widow! Sucks for you.

Adrianne: Hey, where is my goddamn boyfriend?
Christie: I'm sorry to tell you, but I believe you've become a Coke Widow. He's doing lines in the bathroom.

Simply insert the offending activity into "-widow".

-widow by WestCoastLisa February 19, 2006