Skip to main content
Urban Dictionary Merch
Your favorite words on things you can wear, drink from, read, or give to a friend.
The Urban Dictionary Store sells gifts you’ll have to explain.
a hot boy loves girls and plays video games and plays ruf in the bed
p.s allready taken by a girl kliematthew
klie by MIGHTYmatt420 January 24, 2017
Related Words

Kliensack 

An individual who's day revolves around doing nothing, just fucking around, it's productive part of the day includes materbating and groking people for their food.
Mo: yo dude did you fold your laundry yet?
Jay: nah I'm gonna do it tomorrow

Mo: you're such a kliensack
Kliensack by Muthafuckenayyy December 10, 2017
1. from the Dutch family name Kluiver, Kluyver, Cluyver, occupational name for a court official, originally a hangman or torturer. Some Mennonites so named migrated to West Prussia in the 17th century.
2. North German: topographic name from cleve ‘swamp’. Compare Klever 1.
Used in a sentence, "Children eat all your vegetables or the Kliewer will get you!"
Kliewer by Jimmie Joe Joe March 27, 2009
Kliera is a popular, funny person. Her boyfriends consist of Kermit, Elmo, and Caillou. She has lots of friends. *wink* *wink* she is very hot too. *wink**wink*
Kliera is so hot..
KLIERA by Elmo is bae March 16, 2019
He is a dependable friend who is always there when you need a comfort. He is always hiding his problems and pain with his smile. You can call him a jerk but he is loyal to you. He is a happy person. He can forgive you even though it's your fault.
Klien is joyful today!
Klien by anonymous June 7, 2021

Klien-a-bitch 

when you hit someone with your car
Woah! Watch the road you don't want to Eric Klien-a-bitch
More from Urban Dictionary

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
Next