kliego
“Hey did you read that one kliego fanfiction?”
“You mean that really good ships’ fanfiction?”
“Yes.”
“Not yet.”
“You mean that really good ships’ fanfiction?”
“Yes.”
“Not yet.”
kliego by wacky-taxi October 2, 2020
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Klingon Promotion
Advancing your career by exploiting or causing the death or misfortune of your superior.
Imputes a certain level of ruthlessness both to the individual and to the culture of the workplace.
Imputes a certain level of ruthlessness both to the individual and to the culture of the workplace.
Mason takes his boss skydiving looking for a klingon promotion.
IT caught Chris surfing porn in the office and August got a klingon promotion.
IT caught Chris surfing porn in the office and August got a klingon promotion.
Klingon Promotion by UDTaco April 28, 2010
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Klingon sex
Extremely rough passionate sweaty primal sex, which can have an end result of broken bones, bruises, a sore penis, severe vaginal dryness, and in some cases a concussion, and maybe death.
Klingon sex by PimpWyld November 28, 2004
klingon beer
klingon beer by MACV July 21, 2008
Xan Kriegor
In 2291 when 'Consensual murder' is legalized Xan Kriegor rose up from the underbelly of society and began to compete in the Liandri Tournament, later renamed the Unreal Tournament. Having already been infamous more numerous winnings in former tournaments, it was no surprise to see him become the winner of the first tournament. He leads the Liandri Corporation sponsored team - "The Corrupt". Yet it 2293, Malcolm, a human, unseats Xan who goes into a hiatus at the Liandri Corporation Headquarters for upgrades. Then in 2303 (year of Unreal Tournament 2004). Gorge who'd defeated Malcolm the year before, Malcolm himself, and Xan Kriegor all have their own sponsored teams and compete in the tournament.
Xan Kriegor, supposed leader of the Liandri Corporation.
Xan Kriegor, bitched by Malcolm.
Xan Kriegor, back for revenge.
Xan Kriegor, bitched by Malcolm.
Xan Kriegor, back for revenge.
Xan Kriegor by BonusStage April 15, 2006
Klingon Arse-Pinch
The name for a sudden tug of the hair in the perianal region, often caused by the accidental shifting of an undergarment; also, to surprise someone by giving their perianal hair a tug; can refer to the cause behind a person unexpectedly yelping, or leaping to their feet, for no outwardly apparent reason.
Karen and Soneli were quietly watching TV, when Soneli leapt to her feet with a shriek, as if she had received a vigorous Klingon arse-pinch.
Klingon Arse-Pinch by Sir Neville W.F.G. Mariner, April 22, 2006
Klingon President
The Trumpster has been called the Klingon President due to his increasingly apparent authoritarianism, prideful ruthlessness, appetite for paid sex, mood swings, lack of empathy and clear attempts to create a barbaric caste system fueled by dreams of a racially divided social hierarchy paralleling dictatorships that appear to thrive while relying on slave labor!
Klingon President by Dr Bunnygirl July 25, 2020
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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Whale
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.