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Shit lighting equipment. Probably was good at one point but now is just horrible. Early pioneers in lighting but went out of business in 1990's. Now they are just abused and rarely used by theaters across the country. ETC, Altman and Strand lights are much preferred over Kliegl lighting. They made theatrical lights, lighting desks and dimmer racks.
Damn this Kliegl! I want to fucking throw this thing off the fucking catwalk! ARRGH! The Kliegl dimmer rack just caught fire again! When are we going to replace this piece of shit?
Kliegl by hhslights September 4, 2009
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kleegloss 

A reference to Grian- Hermitcraft 7: Episode 62 when a glass reading is left in his barge.
kl-kleegloss? WHAT IS THIS!? Am I going insane!? Can anybody read this!
kleegloss by freygeothewhy January 12, 2021
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KlingleHoffer

A KlingleHoffer is a special device used by old people. With Arthritis senior citizens cannot wipe there butt after they squeeze a turd. So the KlingleHoffer is a little robot that climbs in the toilet bowl and helps clean you. You can purchase a KlingleHoffer at any pharmacy. You can buy them shaped as a Mouse, Dragon or a Stapler.
With barts cast, he needed a KlingleHoffer to help do the work for him
KlingleHoffer by Zack Dougherty October 29, 2006
usually a name given to a transexual blonde who is in love with the top cop investigator off of the movie 'The Boondock Saints", both girls and guy highschoolers hit on him, and he cant help but to pop a boner every time he sees a manjina, a.k.a. a Thomas
T - did u see what he was doing?

L - dude, he just pulled a kriegl when he looked at that nun!!
kriegl by kriegl February 9, 2008
one of the best ships in the entire world lol

#westanklausanddiego
“Hey did you read that one kliego fanfiction?”

“You mean that really good ships’ fanfiction?”

“Yes.”

“Not yet.”
kliego by wacky-taxi October 2, 2020

Klieg Light 

(Verb) To unexpectedly put someone in the spotlight. Put someone on the spot.
I don't mean to klieg light you, but did you steal that?
Klieg Light by KBeta68 September 24, 2018

klingler 

Large penis
Large bank account
Fuck them for good luck
That Klingler is a one of a kind
klingler by World renown wrighter January 2, 2017
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026
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