kryton's definitions

chest rig

breasts, tits, top bollocks, norks,

shit mate,,,, look at the chest rig on that bitch ;)

by kryton August 18, 2003

beetle bonnet

the vulvic mound

can i have a look at your beetle bonnet please luv??

by kryton August 18, 2003

conkers

slang for shit,,

back in a minute mate, im off to drop some conkers :)

by kryton August 18, 2003

cigar fish

a turd

i was swimming in the sea when a cigar fish came up to me

by kryton August 18, 2003

otter

a bobbing turd

when i went to drop the kids off at the pool there was a otter staring up at me

by kryton August 18, 2003

klinkers

see tag nuts

by kryton August 18, 2003

skids

brown stains in your underpants from having a runny arse, or not wiping correct, or just doing lots of wet farts

when dave got changed for p.e. i noticed he had humungous skids in his trolleys

by kryton August 18, 2003