Definitions by kryton

chest rig 

breasts, tits, top bollocks, norks,

shit mate,,,, look at the chest rig on that bitch ;)

chest rig by kryton August 18, 2003

beetle bonnet 

the vulvic mound

can i have a look at your beetle bonnet please luv??

beetle bonnet by kryton August 18, 2003

conkers 

slang for shit,,

back in a minute mate, im off to drop some conkers :)

conkers by kryton August 18, 2003

klinkers 

see tag nuts

klinkers by kryton August 18, 2003

cigar fish 

a turd

i was swimming in the sea when a cigar fish came up to me

cigar fish by kryton August 18, 2003

trolleys 

underwear

she dropped her trolleys and her minge stank of kippers!!!!

trolleys by kryton August 18, 2003

otter

a bobbing turd

when i went to drop the kids off at the pool there was a otter staring up at me

otter by kryton August 18, 2003