Definitions by kryton

chest rig 

breasts, tits, top bollocks, norks,

shit mate,,,, look at the chest rig on that bitch ;)

chest rig by kryton August 18, 2003

beetle bonnet 

the vulvic mound

can i have a look at your beetle bonnet please luv??

beetle bonnet by kryton August 18, 2003

conkers 

slang for shit,,

back in a minute mate, im off to drop some conkers :)

conkers by kryton August 18, 2003

cigar fish 

a turd

i was swimming in the sea when a cigar fish came up to me

cigar fish by kryton August 18, 2003

klinkers 

see tag nuts

klinkers by kryton August 18, 2003

otter

a bobbing turd

when i went to drop the kids off at the pool there was a otter staring up at me

otter by kryton August 18, 2003

skids 

brown stains in your underpants from having a runny arse, or not wiping correct, or just doing lots of wet farts

when dave got changed for p.e. i noticed he had humungous skids in his trolleys

skids by kryton August 18, 2003