klinkers

see tag nuts

by kryton August 18, 2003

cigar fish

a turd

i was swimming in the sea when a cigar fish came up to me

by kryton August 18, 2003

conkers

slang for shit,,

back in a minute mate, im off to drop some conkers :)

by kryton August 18, 2003

otter

a bobbing turd

when i went to drop the kids off at the pool there was a otter staring up at me

by kryton August 18, 2003

skids

brown stains in your underpants from having a runny arse, or not wiping correct, or just doing lots of wet farts

when dave got changed for p.e. i noticed he had humungous skids in his trolleys

by kryton August 18, 2003

trolleys

underwear

she dropped her trolleys and her minge stank of kippers!!!!

by kryton August 18, 2003

chest rig

breasts, tits, top bollocks, norks,

shit mate,,,, look at the chest rig on that bitch ;)

by kryton August 18, 2003