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Kleidi is a hunky madlad, he has the largest dick in the world.

You also don't wanna mess with him or he'll bash you.
"Hey have you seen Kleidi"
"Yeah he's over there bashing a year 7"
Kleidi by bruh bloke November 5, 2019
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One of the best people to be around. She is extremely smart and an amazing logical thinker. They are manly brunettes with brown eyes. She loves to read and is a marvellous artist, yet she still loves to hang with her friends. People may think that she is quiet but her true friends know that she is super talkative and you should NEVER mess with her. If you do then you will regret it immensely. Clearly they are great person because she is one of the best friends you could ever have.
wow that girl is good at art she must be a kleida.
kleida by Lady Rae March 15, 2015
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kleinisd 

KleinISD is a bitch ass school district that everyone FUCKING hates, with annoying ass teachers, fake ass friends, and ugly ass bitches
That nigga stupid, ugly and fake, oh he go to kleinisd
kleinisd by Pussyeater247 January 25, 2018

Heidi Kleindienst

A serious but kind-hearted German-Argentine who takes on a crude character online for entertainment. Privately, a powerful athlete and savant. But mostly known for making contradictions and gaslighting.
I can't tell if Heidi Kleindienst is being serious or if it's all a plot to stir me up.

Calvin Kleining

Yo, Sarah! That's not just ketamine, its coke too... Damn Sarah, you're Calvin Kleining!
Calvin Kleining by CLAMILLION September 25, 2018

Kleidorf 

An asshole, wanting to leave at inappropriate times especially when everyone just arrives. Hook up with girls then get grounded just so then you don't have to talk to her. Exposing can include exposing the whiteness of one's thighs at inappropriate times even though no one wants to see them.
Guy 1: Dude this party rapes i can't wait to get so shit housed.
Kleidorf: No this party fuckin sucks, let's get the fuck out of here.
Girl with large forehead: Hey you never called me last night.
Kleidorf: Fuck off loser I'm grounded.
Kleidorf by kleidorf June 11, 2009
He’s a small boy and he’s also a foreigner. Kleivi’s uncle did 9/11 . Kleivi thinks he’s really cool but he’s a neek .

His dream is to be a terrorist .
Girl 1 : don’t go near him he might bomb your house

Girl 2 : I know

Kleivi : arakbu
kleivi by Finboi808 December 18, 2021
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