A kleili is someone who brights everyone's day but ends up the one always suffering and sad.Kleili is the one with whom you can have the best sex with but also the best convo.They love pasta and music.
Wow he's such a kleili!
If he could be a kleili, I'd marry him!
You'd be so committedif only you were a kleili.
A kleili is someone that makes everyone happy but remains the one suffering.A kleili is someone you'll have the best sex with but also the best conversation.Kleilis love pasta and music.
Wow he's such a kleili!
I'd marry you if only you were a kleili.
Your dick would be bigger if you were a kleili.
a boss. she's super incredibly smart and she's probably smarter than you. she's sooooo caring, like a lot. keilin's physical appearance is most likely a light skinned, short mexican girl with curly hair and big brown eyes. she knows what she wants and demands it. she has a strong voice that lets you know not to mess with her. if you happen to be friends with one, consider yourself lucky, because you've manged to catch her eye, and this doesn't happen very often.
"keilin seems like a badass."
"that's cause she is."
"how do you know?"
"i'm lucky enough to be her friend."
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!