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A kleili is someone who brights everyone's day but ends up the one always suffering and sad.Kleili is the one with whom you can have the best sex with but also the best convo.They love pasta and music.
Wow he's such a kleili!
If he could be a kleili, I'd marry him!
You'd be so committed if only you were a kleili.
kleili by Klei November 21, 2021
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A kleili is someone that makes everyone happy but remains the one suffering.A kleili is someone you'll have the best sex with but also the best conversation.Kleilis love pasta and music.
Wow he's such a kleili!
I'd marry you if only you were a kleili.
Your dick would be bigger if you were a kleili.
kleili by Klei November 21, 2021
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