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The act of nailing you penis to a wooden board to increase the girth of ones penis.
"yo bro my girth increased by 2 inches today, thanks for telling me about Kleebing"
Kleebing by gunkemperor49 July 10, 2024
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Kleebinshmurger

A white horse that eats bagels from Chipotle
Hey, there goes that Kleebinshmurger now!
He is so hot!
Kleebinshmurger by Xaire December 29, 2018

kleibing 

to pull the pubic hairs out of a females vagina and tickle their clit with it to give orgasmic sensation.
as i was kleibing your mum last night she screamed out my name
kleibing by nick and mitch April 19, 2007

Kleeving 

The act of making sweet, sweet love to your couch
What the Fuck dude, why is your couch all sticky!? Have you been Kleeving again!
Kleeving by Boy in Red July 21, 2008
The exquisite art of doing copious amounts of cocaine, while being incognito.
Its always a better time when you're keebing it real.
keebing by KEB-247 May 2, 2021

Kleeving 

The act of making sweet, sweet love to your couch
What the Fuck dude, why is your couch all sticky! Have u been Kleeving again?
Kleeving by Boy_in_Blue July 16, 2008

kleeing it

when a male goes to a party specifally for alcohol and/or drugs and purposely neglects opposite sex.
John: "you trying to get some bitches tonight?"
Erik: "nahhhh yo im kleeing it."
John: "Werd. mad ugly bitches"
kleeing it by j buons May 15, 2010
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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