Kleebing

The act of nailing you penis to a wooden board to increase the girth of ones penis.

"yo bro my girth increased by 2 inches today, thanks for telling me about Kleebing"

by gunkemperor49 July 10, 2024

Kleebinshmurger

A white horse that eats bagels from Chipotle

Hey, there goes that Kleebinshmurger now!
He is so hot!

by Xaire December 29, 2018

kleibing

to pull the pubic hairs out of a females vagina and tickle their clit with it to give orgasmic sensation.

as i was kleibing your mum last night she screamed out my name

by nick and mitch April 19, 2007

Kleeving

The act of making sweet, sweet love to your couch

What the Fuck dude, why is your couch all sticky!? Have you been Kleeving again!

by Boy in Red July 21, 2008

keebing

The exquisite art of doing copious amounts of cocaine, while being incognito.

Its always a better time when you're keebing it real.

by KEB-247 May 2, 2021

Kleeving

The act of making sweet, sweet love to your couch

What the Fuck dude, why is your couch all sticky! Have u been Kleeving again?

by Boy_in_Blue July 16, 2008

kleeing it

when a male goes to a party specifally for alcohol and/or drugs and purposely neglects opposite sex.

John: "you trying to get some bitches tonight?"
Erik: "nahhhh yo im kleeing it."
John: "Werd. mad ugly bitches"

by j buons May 15, 2010