kleibing

to pull the pubic hairs out of a females vagina and tickle their clit with it to give orgasmic sensation.

as i was kleibing your mum last night she screamed out my name

by nick and mitch April 19, 2007

Calvin Kleining

Cocaine and ketamine together

Yo, Sarah! That's not just ketamine, its coke too... Damn Sarah, you're Calvin Kleining!

by CLAMILLION September 25, 2018

Kleining

Photoshopping pictures of Max Klein into debate-related Facebook pictures. Or non-debate-related pictures. Really anything so long as Max is in it.

"Wow, looks like another Kleining in Joyce's profile picture"

by asdfjkl9876 November 18, 2014

Calvin Kleining

Stuffing socks inside your underwear to make it apear as if God gave you some real meat.

Girl 1: Oh shit girl look at that guys package I could use a couple inches of that
Girl 2: I don't know it't not shaped quite right I think he's Calvin Kleining

by Proudweareofallofthem August 23, 2012

Kleebing

The act of nailing you penis to a wooden board to increase the girth of ones penis.

"yo bro my girth increased by 2 inches today, thanks for telling me about Kleebing"

by gunkemperor49 July 10, 2024